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27/08/2026

Stop paying carriers to ship empty air ๐Ÿ’ธ

If your boxes aren't custom-sized or trimmed down, youโ€™re likely paying commercial "DIM weight" penalty fees without even knowing it.

Want to optimize your packaging and lower your carrier rates? Keep following Launchese for more information for e-commerce founders!

21/08/2026

If you've been rejected by a bank as a non-resident founder โ€” tag someone who needs to hear this isn't the end of the road.

Book your free 15-min advisory call today, link in bio.

12/08/2026

What is the most expensive thing you got for your business?

10/08/2026

POV: the spreadsheet held on for exactly one week ๐Ÿ˜…
Book your free 15-min advisory call today!

03/08/2026

Sole traders & landlords over ยฃ50k โ€” this is for you ๐Ÿ‘‡

Book your free 15-min advisory call today, link in comments.

30/07/2026

If you're registered for Self Assessment, tomorrow โ€” 31 July โ€” is when your second payment on account for the 2025/26 tax year is due.
Think of it as an advance toward next year's tax bill. It usually applies if your last bill was over ยฃ1,000, with less than 80% of your tax collected at source. Miss it, and interest starts building straight away โ€” no grace period.

Not sure what you owe? Check your HMRC online account first. And if you'd rather have someone keeping track of deadlines like this so they don't sneak up on you, that's what we do for founders every day.

Book your call today: https://dub.sh/1eqbZCg

27/07/2026

Companies House just moved the goalposts again ๐Ÿ“‹โš–๏ธ

โœ… Mandatory software-only filing? Paused โ€” new date likely 2028, not locked in yet
โœ… ID checks are expanding beyond directors to anyone filing on your behalf (accountants, VAs, agents) โ€” expected ~April 2027

Nothing to do today, but worth knowing before you plan ahead.

Want to know what this means for your company?
๐Ÿ“ž Book your free 15-minute advisory call: https://dub.sh/Qkx04jx

23/07/2026

Running an online store from outside the UK? Here are 5 things that trip up most international founders โ€” currency fees, customs surprises, frozen payouts, expensive returns, and why a local address matters more than you'd think.

Which one has caught you off guard? Let us know below ๐Ÿ‘‡

Want some support? Book your free 15 minute advisory call today: https://dub.sh/rcWhwnx

20/07/2026

AI is shopping for your customers now โ€” is your store even visible to it? Comment if ChatGPT has ever recommended you a product.

18/07/2026

๐—ค๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—จ๐—ž ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ โ€” ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿญ ๐—๐˜‚๐—น๐˜† ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ณ ๐—”๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜. ๐Ÿ“…

Not a fine โ€” it's next year's tax, paid early. Usually applies if your last bill was over ยฃ1,000 and under 80% was taxed at source. Miss it and interest starts immediately, no grace period.
Not sure where you stand? Check HMRC or grab a free 15-minute call with us.

๐Ÿ‘‰ Book your call โ€” link in the comments!

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