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05/06/2026

People really need to listen to Lord Michael Gove here. He is absolutely right: Reform is not Conservative, and it is not even right-wing.

Reform exists to split and destroy the British Right, deliver nothing, and hand Britain over to radical left governments throughout the 2030s.

05/06/2026

Kemi Badenoch is right to warn that identity politics will fracture Britain.

Not civil war tomorrow, but the Troubles showed how division hardens over time. The answer is not ethnic grievance, left or right, but assimilation, shared values and one country.

03/06/2026

Kemi Badenoch has the courage to say multiculturalism failed, and the brains to replace it: one law, one flag, one national story, secure borders, real removals and British values taught again. Farage sells fury. Kemi offers machinery.

Somerset County Council has just been independently rated one star, yet too many people still seem prepared to accept mo...
31/05/2026

Somerset County Council has just been independently rated one star, yet too many people still seem prepared to accept more of the same: photo opportunities, hollow victory laps, and Adam Dance claiming credit while the real problems remain untouched.

Landlords are struggling to keep pubs open. Families are struggling to pay council tax. Our roads are still riddled with potholes. Services are under pressure, communities feel ignored, and people are rightly asking, as James Blunt once sang: got to ask yourself the question, where are we now?

The answer is simple: we are stuck. And unless people vote for change at the next election, Somerset will remain stuck.

It is not enough to complain after the fact. We need people to turn out, vote, and make it clear that failure cannot be rewarded again.

Somerset can be better. The people who live here deserve better. But the Lib Dems have had their chance, and they have shown they cannot — and will not — deliver the change our county needs.

There are moments when a country is forced to ask whether its institutions are still capable of seeing what is directly ...
29/05/2026

There are moments when a country is forced to ask whether its institutions are still capable of seeing what is directly in front of them. The death of Henry Nowak should be one of those moments. A young man lay fatally wounded. The urgent fact was not politics, ideology, language, identity, or the management of competing sensitivities. The urgent fact was that he needed help.

That is where any civilised society must begin. Before slogans, before training manuals, before institutional anxieties about perception, there is the human being in front of you. If a man is bleeding, you treat the wound. If he says he cannot breathe, you listen. If his life is in danger, preserving that life comes first.

This is not an argument against taking racism seriously. Quite the opposite. Racism is ugly, corrosive and real. Antisemitism, in particular, has returned to public life with a confidence that should shame this country. Violent racial hatred, extremist incitement and targeted intimidation must be punished firmly. A society that fails to protect people from such hatred is not tolerant. It is weak.

But justice cannot survive if accusation becomes evidence. Nor can equality survive if the law loses sight of proportion. A false allegation of racism, especially when made to mislead police or divert suspicion, is not a minor matter. It can destroy reputations, warp investigations, and in the worst circumstances contribute to catastrophic failures of judgment. The answer is not to treat every offensive word as though it were a violent attack, nor to treat every accusation as though it were automatically true. The answer is to restore judgment.

This is where Kemi Badenoch’s emphasis on meritocracy matters. Meritocracy is often misunderstood as a cold economic doctrine, as though it means nothing more than people competing for jobs. Properly understood, it is much deeper than that. It is the principle that people should be judged by their conduct, their character, their ability and their choices, not by racial categories, fashionable assumptions or institutional fear.

A meritocratic state does not deny racism. It confronts racism by insisting upon equal treatment. It says that a Jewish pensioner threatened in the street, a black child racially abused at school, a white teenager falsely branded a racist, and an Asian shopkeeper targeted by thugs are all entitled to justice. Not symbolic justice. Not justice filtered through ideology. Justice.

That distinction is crucial. Britain needs a clear hierarchy of seriousness. Violent hate crime should be treated as violent crime aggravated by hatred. Extremist incitement should be treated as a threat to public order and national cohesion. Harassment and targeted abuse should be dealt with proportionately. But offensive speech, unpleasant argument, and clumsy language should not be placed in the same moral category as violence.

The law must be capable of telling the difference between a thug, a crank, a liar, a fool, and a murderer.

This is why the Conservative Party’s renewed interest in equality law, integration and institutional neutrality is so important. Badenoch’s argument, at its best, is not that equality should be abandoned. It is that equality has been distorted. The original promise was equal dignity under the law. Too often, the modern practice has become group management, bureaucratic box-ticking and moral theatre.

The public can see it. They see public bodies terrified of saying obvious things. They see employers spending fortunes on diversity schemes while ordinary workers struggle with pay, housing and family life. They see police forces dragged into speech disputes while burglary, theft and street disorder go unanswered. They see a country that lectures itself endlessly about inclusion while failing to protect people from actual violence.

That is not equality. It is institutional confusion.

A Conservative answer should be clear. First, emergency services must be trained to prioritise immediate risk to life above all identity-based allegations. No accusation, however serious, should obstruct urgent medical care. Second, knowingly false allegations made to mislead police should be investigated as potential public justice offences. Third, hate crime law should distinguish more clearly between violence, threats, harassment and speech. Fourth, public bodies should be bound by political neutrality and common standards, rather than inventing their own ideological codes. Fifth, equality law should be reviewed so that it protects individuals from discrimination without encouraging racial preference, quota culture or bureaucratic overreach.

That is where Badenoch’s meritocracy test could become more than a phrase. It should ask a simple question of every public policy: does this treat citizens as individuals, or does it sort them into groups? If a school admissions policy, employment scheme, policing practice or public appointment process gives preference or disadvantage on the basis of race, it should have to meet the highest possible test of necessity. If it cannot, it should go.

This would not weaken the fight against racism. It would strengthen it. The present system often leaves everyone dissatisfied. Genuine victims feel ignored when the state is too slow or too timid to act. Those falsely accused feel crushed by a machine that presumes guilt. Ordinary people become afraid to speak honestly. Trust collapses.

A better settlement would be built on equal citizenship. No racial favouritism. No racial scapegoating. No two-tier policing. No indulgence of antisemitism because it arrives wrapped in fashionable politics. No automatic belief in accusations merely because they use the approved language of victimhood. No tolerance for genuine racial hatred either.

There are still difficult questions Conservatives must answer. How should online abuse be prosecuted without criminalising ordinary political argument? How can police record patterns of hatred without creating permanent records for non-crimes? How can public institutions increase opportunity for people from poor or disadvantaged backgrounds without slipping into crude racial arithmetic? How should schools teach Britain’s history honestly without turning children against their country?

These questions need serious work, not slogans. But Badenoch has at least identified the right direction: universalism, integration, free speech, equality before the law and meritocracy.

Henry Nowak’s death should not become another passing outrage. It should force a hard institutional lesson. A country cannot call itself fair if it allows ideology to cloud the difference between victim and suspect, speech and violence, accusation and fact.

Justice must begin with reality. A wounded man on the ground is not a culture-war abstraction. He is a human being. And a state that forgets that has forgotten the first duty of government.

There are moments when a country is forced to ask whether its institutions are still capable of seeing what is directly in front of them.

28/05/2026

Dame Helen Mirren being verbally assaulted by antisemites should alarm anyone with a functioning moral compass.

Yet the same people (the left) who lost their minds over a Crewkerne Gazette comedy sketch involving Carol Vorderman’s toilet seem strangely quiet now.

22/05/2026

Legendary frontman of The Darkness, Justin Hawkins, reviews The Crewkerne Gazette’s AI depictions of him in our satirical sketches.

He’s not impressed 😀

21/05/2026

Recently, I spoke at a packed event in Crewkerne about the dark tide of antisemitism, my own redemption story, and why we must all confront antisemitism with courage.

Keir Starmer and Labour have failed to take this crisis seriously, but we must.

20/05/2026

Kemi Badenoch just ripped into Keir Starmer at PMQs, exposing how he is prioritising Russian oil over the North Sea, she went on to accuse him of getting ‘further into the bunker’ before rightly declaring the Labour Party as Britain’s number one problem.

Fantastic!

19/05/2026

Conservative favourite Katie Lam has called out Harriet Harman for backing a peerage for a man accused of blocking grooming gang inquiries.

Given Harman’s record, it’s hardly shocking, nor is Labour’s rush to defend the decision.

Excellent from Lam

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