04/10/2025
Odumeje: Young man, what is ya name?
Gadget Boss: My name is Gadget Boss
Odumeje: ya name is Access Bus?
GB: No sir. I said Gadget Boss
Odumeje: Bus kwa? Are you a driver? Are you a Grajet?
GB: No sir. I am not a driver.
Odumeje: why you come here?
GB: I came because Today’s Gadget is the best place to get quality and affordable gadgets and phone accessories like Power Banks, phone chargers, cords, earphones, smart watches, we also sell Electric Bikes and manual bikes. We have VAIB products, poolee, mol and other products. I came to pray for customers.
Odumeje: What’s this one saying? Are you a grajet?
GB: Yes sir
Odumeje: (laughs) No wonder you are doing guy. You have been speaking English. I love grajets. What you do in school?
GB: I studied Animal science
Odumeje: Chelukwa. What are you selling?
GB: Gadgets and Phone accessories
Odumeje: (laughs) Oginikwa? Oh our country! If a trouble cannot be troubled, that’s what we call trouble over troubility. You said you want to share goat meat?
GB: Sir, I said that Today’s Gadget is the best place to get quality and affordable gadgets and phone accessories.
Odumeje: young man, where are you from?
GB: I’m from Ihiala sir. Our head office is at Lagos while our branch office is at Asaba.
Odumeje: Nna eeh, This person is confused. What brought branch here? Ihiala, ndi obo mmanwu. Akara mmanu jaa adia. You do mmanwu right?
GB: No sir
Odumeje: It’s lie. Sing mmanwu song for me. That song you people sing at obo mmanwu. (Laughs) eeeh? Eeeeeeehh??
GB: Sir, we sell affordable electric and manual bikes too.
Odumeje: I said it. You’re confused. Took me to your shop, let me saw for myself.😁😁🤦♂️
