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Client1 : Ang Galing mo Talaga Buti nalang anjan ka
Technician : Alam na naming magaling kami "marami ng nag sabi samin nyan" (bayad lang kailangan namin hindi papuri :D)

2. Client2 : Buti nalang nanjan ka / Buti nalang may kilala at kaibigan akong Technician
Techician : Hindi porket mag kakilala wala na laging bayad (kahit konti mag abot naman... Hindi namin pwede sabihin sa meralco na buti nala

ng kilala namin sila)

3. Client3 : Friend ako ng (kamag anak mo) ETC...
Technician : Sa totoo lang po Sila nga madalas namin inaasahan na mag babayad sila pa itong madalas mag palibre (utang na loob...!!! Client4 : The Unlimited "TAPIK sa LIKOD"
Technician : Baka naman mabalian ako ng buto nyan o magakapasa kaka tapik nyo masakit din kung minsan ha

5. Client5 : Madali lang pala eh / Wala ka naman masyadong ginawa / May pinindot ka lang naman
Technician : Madali lang pala eh Bakit hindi ikaw ang gumawa? nung pinag aralan namin yan di namin nasabing madali lang pala sa teacher namin yan para mabawasan yung bayad namin.. Try nyo kaya kayo mag aral kami magpaparepair

6. Client6 : Ang mahal naman ng singil mo. Technician : minsan kasi mag tanong sa iba kung mag kano talaga para di kayo nabibigla at gud payment can assure gud quality isip isip din pag may time...

7. Client7 : Kaya mo bang gawin pc ko sira eh (Walang Keyboard eh... ETC)
Technician : Hindi po yun ang may sira baka yung nag papaayos.... Bilhan mo kaya

8. Client8 : Sira pc ko eh kaya mo bang ayusin medjo luma na eh...
Technician : Luma na o patay na? Technician lang kami Di kami magikero para imagic na gawing bago unit nyo At Lalong di kami Diyos para bumuhay ng patay

9. Client9 :Bakit ang mahal naman...Kay (______) mura lang
Technician :Dapat dun nalang kayo nag pagawa.... Kahit saang competitors may mga pag kakaiba yan... mura nga gud for 1day lang gagana Get the Logic?

!0 Client 10 : Dati ok naman sya maganda at mabilis bkit ngayon di na ganun? Technician : Lahat po ata ng bagay sa mundo naluluma din alak nalang ang mas matagal mas masarap at mga unit naluluma din... parang tao lumalabo din ang mga mata at lalong bumabagal umintindi

11. Client11 : Mag kano babayaran ko??? Technician : Bahala na po kayo??? "MEANING Yung tipong di kayo lugi sa babayaran Pero wag din naman yung kami ang lugi" yung SAKTO LANG.. Tandaan Pag Ang technician ang tinitipid nyo mas lalong nagkaka problema ang unit nyo...

12.Client12 :Gumagawa ka ba ng pc? Technician :Nagrerepair lang po ako d po ako gumagawa...tao lang po ako dipo ako pabrika

13.Client13 :magkano pa home service?cebu area po. Technician :wala ho akong sariling eroplano para mapuntahan yang lugar nyo at hindi po ako si superman para liparin kayo.luzon po ako...LUZON...!!!(paconsider naman ng pamasahe.lugi eh.!!)

14.Client14 :matagal pala yan no? Technician :opo matagal(di paba halata?pa meryenda ka nmn PAKIUSAP...!!!) ahihihihihi

15.Client15 :wala bang tawad?(ung tipong parang 80% off)
Technician :pwede naman po kayong tumawad pero wag nyo naman po kaming gawing parang tinda sa divisoria lang.(kulang nalang po sabihin ninyong libre nalang "sabay tapik sa likod" wagas.!!! )

16.Client16 :ok naman sya kanina eh tapos biglang namatay tapos paulit ulit ganyan na... siguro mga 1 week palang nakaka lipas ok pa talaga sya promise ok pa yan nun bigla lang ganyan??? Technician :minsan may mga pag kakataon po talaga sa buhay ng tao ang hindi natin inaasahan parang buhay nung kelan lang ok pa sya naka smile pa biglang "Toinkz" deads...
minsan tangapin na talaga natin na hanggang dun lang eh sana maunawaan nyo...

Ang Mga Salita at mga Kahulugan sa mga babasahing ito Ay pawang hango sa totoong buhay ng mga tech at hango din sa pilosopong sagot sa aming mga malalawak na kaisipan at imahinasyon naway mag silbing gabay at aral upang kayo ay maaliw at matutong wag maging abusado.bato bato sa langit ang tamaan ay pangit!!!

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KEYBOARD SHORTCUT KEYS (Part 2)

CTRL+A. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Select All
CTRL+C. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Copy
CTRL+X. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cut
CTRL+V. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Paste
CTRL+Z. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Undo
CTRL+B. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bold
CTRL+U. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Underline
CTRL+I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Italic
F1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Help
F2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rename selected object
F3 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Find all files
F4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens file list drop-down in dialogs
F5 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Refresh current window
F6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shifts focus in Windows Explorer
F10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Activates menu bar options
ALT+TAB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cycles between open applications
ALT+F4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Quit program, close current window
ALT+F6 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Switch between current program windows
ALT+ENTER. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens properties dialog
ALT+SPACE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . System menu for the current window
ALT+¢ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . opens drop-down lists in dialog boxes
BACKSPACE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Switch to the parent folder
CTRL+ESC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens Start menu
CTRL+ALT+DEL . . . . . . . . . . Opens task manager, reboots the computer
CTRL+TAB . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Move through property tabs
CTRL+SHIFT+DRAG . . . . . . . Create shortcut (also right-click, drag)
CTRL+DRAG . . . . . . . . . . . . . Copy File
ESC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cancel last function
SHIFT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Press/hold SHIFT, insert CD-ROM to bypass auto-play
SHIFT+DRAG . . . . . . . . . . . . . Move file
SHIFT+F10. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Opens context menu (same as right-click)
SHIFT+DELETE . . . . . . . . . . . Full wipe delete (bypasses Recycle Bin)
ALT+underlined letter . . . . . Opens the corresponding menu
PC Keyboard Shortcuts
Document Cursor Controls
HOME . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to the beginning of the line or far left of field or screen
END . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to end of line, or far right of field or screen
CTRL+HOME . . . . . . . . to the top
CTRL+END . . . . . . . . . . to the bottom
PAGE UP . . . . . . . . . . . . moves document or dialog box up one page
PAGE DOWN . . . . . . . . moves document or dialog down one page
ARROW KEYS . . . . . . . . move focus in documents, dialogs, etc.
CTRL+ > . . . . . . . . . . . . next word
CTRL+SHIFT+ > . . . . . . selects a word
Windows Explorer Tree Control
Numeric Keypad * . . . Expand all under the current selection
Numeric Keypad + . . . Expands the current selection
Numeric Keypad – . . . Collapses current selection
¦ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Expand current selection or go to first child
‰ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Collapse current selection or go to parent
Special Characters
‘ Opening single quote . . . alt 0145
’ Closing single quote . . . . alt 0146
“ Opening double quote . . . alt 0147
“ Closing double quote. . . . alt 0148
– En dash. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0150
— Em dash . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0151
… Ellipsis. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0133
• Bullet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0149
® Registration Mark . . . . . . . alt 0174
© Copyright . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0169
™ Trademark . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0153
° Degree symbol. . . . . . . . . alt 0176
¢ Cent sign . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0162
1⁄4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0188
1⁄2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0189
3⁄4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0190
PC Keyboard Shortcuts
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é . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0233
É . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0201
ñ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0241
÷ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . alt 0247
File menu options in the current program
Alt + E Edit options in the current program
F1 Universal help (for all programs)
Ctrl + A Select all text
Ctrl + X Cut selected item
Shift + Del Cut selected item
Ctrl + C Copy selected item
Ctrl + Ins Copy selected item
Ctrl + V Paste
Shift + Ins Paste
Home Go to the beginning of the current line
Ctrl + Home Go to bethe ginning of the document
End Go to end of the current line
Ctrl + End Go to end of the document
Shift + Home Highlight from the current position to the beginning of the line
Shift + End Highlight from the current position to the end of line
Ctrl + f Move one word to the left at a time
Ctrl + g Move one word to the right at a time
MICROSOFT® WINDOWS® SHORTCUT KEYS
Alt + Tab Switch between open applications
Alt +
Shift + Tab
Switch backward between open
applications
Alt + Print
Screen
Create a screenshot for the current program
Ctrl + Alt + Del Reboot/Windows® task manager
Ctrl + Esc Bring up the start menu
Alt + Esc Switch between applications on the taskbar
F2 Rename selected icon
F3 Start find from desktop
F4 Open the drive selection when browsing
F5 Refresh contents
Alt + F4 Close current open program
Ctrl + F4 Close window in the program
Ctrl + Plus
Key
Automatically adjust widths of all columns
in Windows Explorer
Alt + Enter Open properties window of selected icon
or program
Shift + F10 Simulate right-click on selected item
Shift + Del Delete programs/files permanently
Holding Shift
During Bootup
Boot safe mode or bypass system files
Holding Shift
During Bootup
When putting in an audio CD, will prevent
CD Player from playing
WINKEY SHORTCUTS
WINKEY + D Bring desktop to the top of other windows
WINKEY + M Minimize all windows
WINKEY +
SHIFT + M
Undo the minimize done by WINKEY + M
and WINKEY + D
WINKEY + E Open Microsoft Explorer
WINKEY + Tab Cycle through open programs on the taskbar
WINKEY + F Display the Windows® Search/Find feature
WINKEY +
CTRL + F
Display the search for computers window
WINKEY + F1 Display the Microsoft® Windows® help
WINKEY + R Open the run window
WINKEY +
Pause /Break
Open the system properties window
WINKEY + U Open utility manager
WINKEY + L Lock the computer (Windows XP® & later)
OUTLOOK® SHORTCUT KEYS
Alt + S Send the email
Ctrl + C Copy selected text
Ctrl + X Cut selected text
Ctrl + P Open print dialog box
Ctrl + K Complete name/email typed in the address bar
Ctrl + B Bold highlighted selection
Ctrl + I Italicize highlighted selection
Ctrl + U Underline highlighted selection
Ctrl + R Reply to an email
Ctrl + F Forward an email
Ctrl + N Create a new email
Ctrl + Shift + A Create a new appointment to your calendar
Ctrl + Shift + O Open the outbox
Ctrl + Shift + I Open the inbox
Ctrl + Shift + K Add a new task
Ctrl + Shift + C Create a new contact
Ctrl + Shift+ J Create a new journal entry
WORD® SHORTCUT KEYS
Ctrl + A Select all contents of the page
Ctrl + B Bold highlighted selection
Ctrl + C Copy selected text
Ctrl + X Cut selected text
Ctrl + N Open new/blank document
Ctrl + O Open options
Ctrl + P Open the print window
Ctrl + F Open find box
Ctrl + I Italicize highlighted selection
Ctrl + K Insert link
Ctrl + U Underline highlighted selection
Ctrl + V Paste
Ctrl + Y Redo the last action performed
Ctrl + Z Undo last action
Ctrl + G Find and replace options
Ctrl + H Find and replace options
Ctrl + J Justify paragraph alignment
Ctrl + L Align selected text or line to the left
Ctrl + Q Align selected paragraph to the left
Ctrl + E Align selected

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