11/05/2026
STAR WARS: PIRATES OF THE OUTER RIM
This was by far one of the most fun projects Iβve worked on in the year 2026, and Iβve had this idea in my head for a while so Iβm glad I was able to bring it to the light. Iβm beyond happy with the poster, but Iβm even more happy with the story synopsis I was able to craft FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF HONDO HIMSELF!!! The story picks up from after Order 66 and ties in either Star Wars Rebels.
Now the next order of business, we as a community need to rally together and get Jim Cummings - Voice Actor (the iconic voice of Hondo) to read that synopsis aloud. That would be LEGENDARY
Poster designed by me, rate it 1-10!
βAh, the Imperial era! A time of great opportunity, questionable business practices, and, naturally, tremendous profits! When the Empire took control of the galaxy, many foolish individuals chose to hide, surrender, or become respectable citizens. But not Hondo Ohnaka! No, I saw an opportunity. With my loyal crew of pirates by my side, I set out to build the greatest pirate empire the Outer Rim had ever seen. Smuggling, heists, stolen Imperial cargo, and the occasional kidnapping, business was booming! And with a captain as brilliant as myself, what could possibly go wrong?β
βOf course, success attracts jealousy, and the Empire has an unfortunate habit of interfering with perfectly good business arrangements. As our operations grow, so do the risks, and before long, my crew finds itself caught between Imperial forces, rival pirates, and the occasional disagreement over how best to divide MY considerable profits. Some call it betrayal. Others call it poor financial planning. I call it an unfortunate series of events! Friendships are tested, loyalties are questioned, and even my most trusted companions begin to wonder whether following Hondo Ohnaka is such a wonderful idea after all.β
βBut every great business has its ups and downs, and mine was no exception. Through a series of unfortunate betrayals, spectacular miscalculations, and events that I will insist were entirely someone elseβs fault, my mighty pirate empire eventually crumbles. My crew scatters, my fortune