10/30/2026
The scariest things we’ve seen this year 👻
Forget haunted houses. These are the real small business marketing nightmares:
🎃 A website with no phone number anywhere
🕸️ A Google Business Profile last updated in 2019
💀 “Click here” buttons that go… nowhere
🧟 Blog posts ChatGPT clearly wrote, and nobody read before publishing
🦇 A five-star review with no response, for three years
👻 Ad budgets haunting the wrong audience, every single month
If any of these gave you chills, don’t worry. We’re pretty good at ghostbusting. 😉
👉 Which one scares you most? Tell us in the comments. And if one is lurking on your website, message us and we’ll help you get rid of it.
Happy Halloween from the Bonafide team! 🎃