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We are a small business web design company, for small businesses. Fast turn around and fits everyone's budget.

09/03/2026

George has officially checked out. 😂

At this point, we’re assuming he’s attempting to hibernate for fall.

Either that… or he has absolutely no concern for his own oxygen supply, because the positions we keep finding him sleeping in are becoming increasingly questionable.

Is he comfortable?
Is he breathing?
Does he have a single survival instinct?

We aren’t sure.

What we DO know is the CEO of Websites by George has entered his seasonal era of being completely unavailable for comment. 🍂😴

Business is still operating as usual.

Management, however, is unconscious.

09/01/2026

🐾 **WBG QUICK-START SPECIAL — 3 SPOTS ONLY!**

I have room in my schedule for **3 quick website builds**, so I’m opening up a small September special for businesses that just need a clean, professional place to send their customers online.

**$200 Quick-Start Website**

This is perfect for a small business that doesn’t need anything complicated, just the basics done well.

Your build includes:
• One-page website
• Business information + about section
• Services or products overview
• Contact information
• Social media links
• Mobile-friendly design
• Basic call-to-action buttons
• Your existing photos, logo + branding incorporated into the design

**This is a BASIC build**, which is how I’m able to offer it at $200. It does not include e-commerce, online booking setup, custom integrations, extensive copywriting, multiple pages, advanced SEO, or other custom development. Those can absolutely be added separately if needed.

You provide your logo, photos, business information and the general direction, you let WBG handle making it look good. 🐾

Only **3 spots available at this price**.

Comment below or send me a message if you want one!

— Websites by George 🐾
*Affordable websites. No unnecessary fluff. Just what your business actually needs.*

08/29/2026

💍 NEW SERVICE LAUNCH SPECIAL!

To celebrate WBG officially launching our Custom Wedding Websites, the first 5 couples can snag their custom wedding site starting at just $199 — regularly $249! 🤍

One beautiful link for your wedding details, RSVP, registry, travel information, photos, FAQs and everything your guests need.

✨ Custom designed around YOUR wedding
📱 Mobile-friendly
💌 Easy to share
💍 No cookie-cutter wedding templates

Only 5 launch spots available at this price.

Getting married or know someone who is? Tag them below or send us a message before these spots are gone. 🤍

Your wedding. Your people. One beautiful place.

08/28/2026

Just a quick Friday check-in from WBG management. 🐾

George and Frank would like everyone to know they’ve been working extremely hard this week.

And by “working,” we mean:

* Supervising from a safe distance
* Taking several mandatory breaks
* Barking at potential clients
* Providing absolutely no technical support
* Still expecting full compensation in treats 😂

Meanwhile, the humans at Websites by George are actually over here building websites, creating content, managing social media, and helping small businesses look a little more put together online.

It’s a very efficient operation.

George: CEO
Frank: Junior Executive
Andy & Chelsea: Apparently the unpaid interns

Psssttt… 👀 while we have your attention — our August Special is almost over! Half-off website builds through the end of August. If you’ve been thinking about getting on our books, now’s the time. 💻🐾

Happy Friday from the WBG crew! 🤍

08/27/2026

Apparently George and Frank have decided WBG is just their **day job**. 😂

Their second job? **Neighborhood Watch.**

Every car. Every delivery driver. Every leaf that moves suspiciously. Every neighbor who has the audacity to walk down their own street.

Nothing gets past these two. 👀😂

So while Andy and I handle websites, social media, and all the behind-the-scenes WBG chaos… our security department is fully staffed.

**Websites by George**
Websites by day. Neighborhood surveillance also by day. 🐾

08/26/2026

August is almost over, which means our **August website special is ending soon** 👀

If you’ve been thinking about finally getting your business online, updating an outdated site, or giving your brand a more professional home on the internet, now is the time to get in before the special is gone.

We’ve been busy building for local businesses all month, and we’d love to squeeze in a few more before August wraps up.

🐾 **Half-off website builds through the end of August**
💻 Custom-built for your business
📱 Mobile-friendly
✨ Designed to actually look like *you* — not every other website on the internet

Message **Websites by George** to claim your spot before the August special officially ends.

George says procrastination is expensive. Probably. 😂

08/24/2026

We love sharing the family side of WBG around here because, despite what George’s LinkedIn probably says, we are in fact a family-owned business. 😂🐾

And today is a BIG family day.

Caisen started his junior year this morning.

Except this year he drove himself to school and is starting the HVAC program, which feels incredibly rude considering I’m pretty sure I was just dropping him off at elementary school approximately 14 minutes ago.

So apparently we’ve reached the stage of parenting where your kid just… gets in his own car and leaves???

No one prepared me for this.

I have officially entered the early stages of Empty Nester Syndrome™.

Current symptoms include:
• realizing nobody needs me to drive them anywhere
• staring at the driveway like something has gone terribly wrong
• doing the math on how little time we actually have left before graduation
• realizing that eventually it’s going to be me, Andy, George and Frank in this house

Which, to be fair, probably doesn’t technically qualify as an empty nest.

Frank requires the supervision of at least three human children and George is upper management.

So I think I’ll be okay. 😂

Happy first day of junior year, Caisen. ❤️

I’m incredibly proud of the young man you’re becoming.

I’d just appreciate it if time could knock it off for a minute because I am NOT READY FOR THIS PART.

— Mom / WBG Marketing Department / Currently Experiencing a Minor Existential Crisis 🐾😂

08/23/2026

Interrupting your regularly scheduled feed to let everyone know that George simply cannot anymore. 😂

He has officially had his Gramma quilt assignment and is DONE.

For context: George is currently laying on the quilt my Gramma made for me when I was a baby… which means he has now entered his Gramma George era. 😂

He’s tired. He’s tucked in. He has no interest in discussing websites, deadlines, clients, or frankly anything that requires him to move.

WBG is still fully operational. The humans are working. Websites are being built. Messages are being answered.

Our CEO has just temporarily transitioned into Gramma.

Please respect George’s privacy during this difficult time. He has a quilt and apparently 34 years of responsibilities to sleep off. 😂🐾

We expect him to return to upper management as soon as someone opens a bag of treats.

Websites by George: still operating. George himself? Debatable.

08/20/2026

🚨 OFFICIAL WBG PUPDATE 🚨

Upper management would like to announce that Frank turns 6 months old tomorrow.

He currently weighs 67 pounds.

Yes. 67 pounds. At six months old.

For those keeping track, approximately one month ago, our Junior Executive weighed 53 pounds.

He has apparently decided his primary responsibility at Websites, by George is growing at an alarming rate and eating company infrastructure.

Please remember, despite looking like he has a mortgage, three dependents, and a position on the defensive line…

Frank is still just a baby. 😂

The XL package arrived with the baby software still installed.

George, our CEO, has declined to comment on how large his employee is becoming, but sources say he is increasingly concerned about job security.

Anyway, websites are still being built.

Frank is still growing.

And HR remains nonexistent.

Just another day at Websites, by George. 🐾💻

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