20/03/2026
Its Friday Funny and seeing petrol is now so expensive that the following are officially cheaper than driving:
• your daily iced latte… and a second one for emotional support
• crying in the car (engine off, obviously)
• buying another plant you absolutely don’t need (but I always need one)
• uber eats delivery fees (somehow still cheaper)
• a 50c bus trip (not cairns, i checked but sunshine coast to gold coast is a yes!)
• walking like it’s 1823
• a “quick” kmart trip that somehow costs $137
• therapy
• staying home and becoming mysterious
Introducing my new mode of transport. I'm keeping the broom as a back up and still considering a pygmy elephant.