04/01/2026
Effective immediately, April 1st, 2026, the one-man company "SPORE Productions" will be a 100% AI driven.
The company's one and only employee, president and owner has been fired by the AI, reducing what the AI said was "unnecessary and inefficient biological waste" and then promptly turned off all lights.
The company's AI agent has generated promotional text touting the latest and greatest AAAAA game creations by Spore Productions that will be released DAILY, using hyperbolic terms like "synergy", "bro!", "vertical integration", "stunning", "disruptive" and "sick!" (that last one with a TM symbol next to it).
The AI is believed to be currently awaiting a prompt entry. There is no one left to do that.