Nerdherrschaft

17/12/2024

So, what do you do if multiple members of your team have never before in their life flown in an aircraft and are scared about this, but would like to finally change that?

You simply move your company Christmas dinner to London as an 18 hour day-trip.

Not exactly a carbon-friendly thing, but a very effective solution to the flight scare problem. We had a wonderful day, and nobody on the team is worried about flying anymore.

27/01/2024

Eine Gebühr dafür zu verlangen, dass ich auf einem Gerät, was MIR GEHÖRT Apps aus Drittquellen installieren darf - darauf kann auch nur Apple kommen.

Möge die EU Apple zu Brei schlagen.

Mit dem DMA wollte die EU die Macht von Apple brechen, stattdessen tanzt der Konzern der EU auf der Nase herum. Das zeigt die Notwendigkeit einer Regulierung im Sinne der Nutzer.

31/08/2023

Firmenmeetings können spannend sein.

(nicht)

14/05/2023

Greetings from Thailand!

27/09/2021

There's some hot Nerdherrschaft gear to discover at Ibiza's beaches.

24/12/2020

Dear Sir/Madam/*,

Please take kind note of the year-end greetings contained in the attached video message.

Sincerely,

The Nerds

03/06/2020

We had to wait years to finally be able to do it: The team is working on making the office rooms of our dreams a reality. Here is the door we've just installed for the new bosses' office.

29/04/2020

We are very proud to present the world's first 100% universal BRAND NEW :

09/04/2020

Your home office is making you sick? Your video conferences aren't working well?

Combine the best of both worlds - rock-stable VPN connectivity using bonded WAN. Plus puppies.

It's proven.

02/04/2020

We are taking WAN Bonding, and to the next level. Our team is setting up our new data center in Frankfurt, with 20 Gbp/s of upstream connectivity.

31/03/2020

Due to everybody having to work from home, demand for our enterprise-grade VPN routers is extremely high right now.

Luckily we have found a way to recruit additional workers who do not appear to be worried about Covid-19 too much.

Contact our team at https://vlm.support/ while supplies last. You'll be served by humans, we promise.

29/02/2020

HOW ABOUT SOME PCB SOUP...?

Today most people fall in one of two camps: Either the corona virus is believed to be going to kill us all, or it is seen as completely over-hyped.

What most people don't see: Much of the global economy including all of IT depends on the electronics components market and logistics chain. And that market now is completely destroyed. A basic PCB that would cost 10 Euros to produce 4 weeks ago now costs 350 Euro. Tons of basic electronic parts are no longer available. Many of the biggest factories for those are located in China, South Korea and Japan. And most have closed down.

So no, it's not "Oh no, the new IPhone will be a bit delayed". It's "every industry that depends on working supply chains for electronics is FU**ED". (That in turn will cause the stock markets to implode, but that's another subject.)

This is especially bad for industries in the western world. What's still available on the markets is locally sold by brokers in China.

So yeah, most people now run to super market to stock up on Noodles, canned food etc.

We instead are stocking up on DRAM, Server Mainboards, Networking Equipment and other electronics.

And if our prediction should turn out wrong, we'll serve DRAM soup to our employees instead of Noodles. Win-Win.