02/09/2026
π MONKEY BUSINESS ALERT! π
Right, you bunch of loonies! π I've got a top-secret plan brewing, and I need some accomplices in crime! π€«
I'm dishing out FREE Twisted Monkey Referral Accounts to anyone who wants to join the shenanigans! π
And because we're Twisted Monkey Garage, you won't get some boring account number like TMG-00472. π΄ No way, JosΓ©! You'll get your own totally absurd, utterly ridiculous, and completely unique codename. Think Fluffy Gorilla, Sassy Squirrel, or even Barmy Badger... you get the drift! π
π SO, WHAT'S THE CATCH?
Every time you recommend Twisted Monkey Garage to someone and they actually book work with us, you score Β£10 credit on your account, which can be used against the labour cost of future work with us. And the cherry on top β your referral credits STACK! π
Refer 1 customer = Β£10 off labour
Refer 2 customers = Β£20 off labour
Refer 4 customers = Β£40 off labour
So if four people use us because you recommended us, that's Β£40 knocked off the labour on your next repair bill. Not bad for basically telling your mates who fixes your car, right? π
They simply tell us your ridiculous codename when they book, we know you sent them, and your account gets rewarded. The credit builds up and can be used towards future work with us.
And here's the important bit:
YOUR CREDIT DOESN'T EXPIRE! π Because your car doesn't conveniently break down before some arbitrary expiry date. If you earn it, it's yours until you use it. π
No membership fee. No subscription. No complicated points system. No remembering a 12-digit account number. Just recommend us like many of you already do, tell them to quote your codename, and get something back for helping Twisted Monkey Garage grow. β€οΈπ
And yes, every codename is unique β once somebody becomes Sassy Squirrel, nobody else gets to be Sassy Squirrel. π
WANT AN ACCOUNT?
Drop us a message saying βI'M INβ and we'll create your referral account and issue you your very own ridiculous Twisted Monkey codename. You don't get to choose it. The Monkey decides your fate. ππ