19/07/2026
We have news!
I love working with other businesses, and now we have teamed up with Jen’s Chaotic Creations to bring you some engraved coir doormats.
Jen is selling her traditional sweary and insulting ones, some of which are amazing🤣 and I will be doing other non-sweary versions, and maybe even ones with a photo engraved too, I just need to test that.
These are £25 each, Jen has a link on her page to her store for those, others I will be listing soon. You can just DM me as usual to order, any text can be added to them, it doesn't need to be a listed saying.
I will post some sample images up of them soon.
**The collab you never knew you needed… but here we are absolutely smashing it out the park 😂🔥**
Remember my attempt at doormats that failed *so fu***ng epically*? Well… I’ve teamed up with Mike Designed Manchester to bring you the ultimate personalised coir doormats and we’re giving them a proper glow-up 😍
I’ll be bringing you all the sweary, sarcastic, “probably shouldn’t put this by the front door but I absolutely will” designs 😂
And Mike will be bringing his own personalised creations too, for those of you who don’t want to offend the neighbours, the postman, or that one person who definitely judges your doorstep choices 👀😂
These aren’t your standard painted doormats. These are **lasered**, meaning they have that crisp, professional finish that looks bloody amazing. Of course, they’re still doormats — you’ll be wiping muddy shoes, boots and whatever else life throws at them — so over time they’ll naturally show wear and tear, just like any doormat would.
But compared to painted versions? The quality speaks for itself 😍
These will be **£25** and honestly… they’re bloody good value for the quality you’re getting.
So come on then… throw your ideas at us 👇
I want the sweary, sarcastic, inappropriate ones 🤣
Mike wants the lovely personalised ones ❤️
Let’s see what you’ve got because I’m convinced some of you are going to come up with absolute crackers 😂🔥