Lazy Teds Marketing

08/08/2026

🚨We are now adding a new service to Lazy Teds Marketing 🚨 Doggy Model for hire 💁‍♂️🐶🐾😂…joking! Although Ted’s knows how to work the camera lol 📸🤳🐶.

We love promoting small businesses, so I just wanted to share this with you all. Genuinely one of the highest quality items I’ve ever bought Teds. This beautiful piece is from WAG & WOOL. Customer service was amazing, really well packaged and came really quickly. It’s stunning! Can’t wait for the autumn 🍂 and winter 🥶 to come so Teds can be rocking his new outfit… Mr Sass Pants as always 🫣😂🐶🐾❤️

01/08/2026

Imagine being this blissfully content because your marketing’s covered.

No stressing over your website.
No wondering what to post.
No trying to work out what Google Analytics is trying to tell you.

Just the freedom to get on with running your business…

…or finally sit down with a brew without feeling guilty. ☕

That’s where I come in.

I take care of the strategy, websites, content, analytics and all those marketing jobs that keep getting pushed to tomorrow.

You get back to doing what you do best.

Marketing without the hard work energy. 🐾

📩 If your marketing has been sat on your to do list for longer than you’d like to admit, let’s have a chat.

30/07/2026

📣 Who needs help with their Marketing? 📣

I’m Shell and I own Lazy Teds Marketing. We’re a little marketing consultancy and we’re led by a very social Collie, called Ted’s!

If you’ve been saying that your website needs a revamp, or you need to re-brand, have a new product that you’re dying to launch but don’t know what you’re doing….give me a shout. We also offer Marketing VA services too.

Checkout my website: www.lazyteds.co.uk or drop me a DM 🐾

Lazy Teds Marketing is a creative marketing consultancy helping businesses grow through strategic marketing, web design, SEO and branding. Supporting ambitious brands across Cheshire, Manchester and beyond.

28/07/2026

Teddy and I have LOVED being a member of the the The Aligned CEO Business Club this month. I’ve learnt so much over the last 4 weeks and met some amazing women ❤️.

Pam is amazing at what she does, she cares about each and everyone of the members and gives brilliant business advice. My mindset has completely changed thanks to this weekly group ❤️💫.

If anyone else is spiritual I can’t recommend this group enough 💫❤️.

I absolutely love doing these... each time we get to shine a light on one of our members and the amazing business they're building.

This week we’re celebrating Shell - and Ted of course ❤️

So thrilled you’re in The Aligned CEO Business Club and I’m loving sharing your journey.

Pam xx

26/07/2026

Happy Manchester Day Everyone! ❤️🐝

If you’ve followed Lazy Teds for a while, you’ll know we’re proud to call Greater Manchester home 🥰.

Wishing everyone across our brilliant city a fantastic Manchester Day 🐝.

From me and Teddy 🐾

22/07/2026

🐾 NEW SERVICE ALERT! 🐾

Ever wish you had someone to just... get your marketing sorted?

That's exactly why I've launched Marketing VA Support at Lazy Teds Marketing.

Think of me as your extra pair of marketing paws. 🐾

Whether you need help with:
📧 Email marketing
✍️ Copywriting
💻 Website updates
📊 Reporting & analytics
📅 Campaign coordination
🤝 Partnership outreach
..I'll jump in and help keep your marketing moving, without the cost of hiring someone full time.

Unlike a traditional VA, you're getting over 15 years of hands on marketing experience and two postgraduate marketing qualifications (and many more!). So, I'm not just ticking off tasks. I'm making sure they actually support your business goals.

If your marketing to do list is growing faster than you can keep up with, let's have a brew.

☕ www.lazyteds.co.uk

🐾

15/07/2026

We’ve had the best day! Surrounded by beautiful, and empowering women! The Universe Café ✨& Reagan Quinn 💪. We were joined by a ladybird who took a liking to Reagan’s latte ☕️🐞 ❤️😍.

Ted’s was very happy with his pupacino…. Which was surprising because normally he turns his nose up at them 😂🙈

14/07/2026

The best partnerships don’t happen because of pushy sales tactics.
They happen because people genuinely connect 🤍

One of the biggest parts of what I do at Lazy Teds is helping businesses build meaningful, long-term relationships through:
🐾 Strategic partnerships
🐾 Brand collaborations
🐾 Sponsorship opportunities
🐾 Community connections
🐾 Events & activations

Because when the right people come together, amazing things can happen.

I’ve always believed marketing should feel human first.
No forced networking. No transactional nonsense. Just real relationships built on trust, creativity and shared values.

The right connection can completely change the direction of a business ✨

13/07/2026

Famous last words... "I'll just give the website a quick refresh."

Websites are never quick! 😂

What started as a few tweaks somehow turned into rewriting the copy, changing the fonts (more times than I'd like to admit), redesigning sections, creating new images, improving the SEO, making sure it's AI-friendly, questioning every decision and drinking far too many brews.

But... I'm really pleased with where it's landed.

The aim wasn't to reinvent Lazy Teds. It was to create a website that actually feels like us.

No fluff.
No jargon.
No pretending to be something we're not.

Just honest marketing strategy, branding, launches and partnerships to help ambitious brands grow, with Teddy keeping a close eye on things (mainly making sure there are enough biscuits 🐾).

If you've got a few minutes, I'd love you to have a nosey and let me know what you think.

☕ www.lazyteds.co.uk

P.S. If you spot something I've missed... keep it to yourself for at least 24 hours. I've earned a day off from website tweaks! 😂

09/07/2026

Hey, I’m Shell. 👋

The face behind Lazy Teds Marketing.

When I’m not catering to Teddy’s every need 🐾, I’m helping businesses build marketing strategies that drive real growth.

No jargon. No fluff. Just marketing that works.

🐾 Level 7 Postgraduate Diploma in Digital Marketing
🐾 Level 6 Brand Management
🐾 Product Development & Marketing Diploma
🐾 Web Development & Design Diploma
🐾 Neuromarketing Diploma
🐾 10+ years’ hands on marketing experience

I’ve worked across:

🍺 Breweries & Distilleries
🏉 Sports Clubs
🏨 Hospitality
🛍️ Ecommerce
🎪 Events
⚖️ Legal
📡 Broadband
🚀 Independent Businesses

I specialise in:

✨ Brand Strategy
✨ Product Launches
✨ Partnerships & Collaborations
✨ Events & Activations
✨ Marketing Consultancy
✨ Websites that support your strategy

I believe marketing should be straightforward.

Let’s grab a brew and have a chat. ☕

📩 DM me, or head to the link in my bio.

🐾 Shell & Teddy