Brew Ha Ha

Brew Ha Ha Enjoy a 100% Arabica Coffee made just the way you like - Cappuccino, Latte, Flat White, Espresso, Americano or Mocha. Come in and "Let us make a Fuss of You!"
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Friendly high street cafe with lots to offer ☕️ 🍰

Meals, Homemade Cakes and freshly brewed coffee and of course the best service ✨

Secret Garden & Dog friendly 🐶 Use our loyalty card and your 10th coffee is FREE! Treat yourself to our finest homemade scones or moreish homemade cakes. We have a comprehensive breakfast menu ranging from a warm croissant and free range scrambled eggs to a massive

cooked breakfast. Options for lunch can either be light or more substantial including fresh beer battered haddock.

28/08/2026

✨This weeks specials ✨

> Chilli & Lime fish cakes with salad and Thai Dipping Sauce 🐟 🥗

> Bang Bang Cauliflower with bang bang sauce to dip and a side Salad 🥙

> Crispy Pulled Beef Birria Tacos with cheese & extra Birria sauce on side 🌮

And just because the weathers getting that cosy way, we have pudding too 🥧

> Apple & Pear Eves Pudding & Custard 🍮

All our specials are homemade and available from today til next weekend ✨

Early mornings finding a quiet moment to finalise our NEW MENU 🎉🎉 coming next month!! Nothing too different, keeping wha...
28/08/2026

Early mornings finding a quiet moment to finalise our NEW MENU 🎉🎉 coming next month!!

Nothing too different, keeping what you guys love us for and making it more manageable and appeal to more people and dietary requirements 🫶🏻

Our specials board is designed to bring you something “a little extra ✨” ..

Wanna treat yourself to a bit more of a “fancy” food or something a bit different, have a look on our specials board each week where we will be bringing you flavours from all round the world 🌍

This weeks specials to follow this afternoon 👀

✨ Updated Opening Hours ✨
23/08/2026

✨ Updated Opening Hours ✨

22/08/2026

✨ This weeks specials ✨

> Pear, Walnut & Raspberry Salad 🥗

> Chicken Fajita Burger 🍔

> Steak & Cheese Loaded Baked Potato 🥔

Some firm favourites on this week, garden open and the sun is shining ☀️

21/08/2026

Just been informed there’s a wee rumour going around that were shutting down.. ABSOLUTELY NOT. Things have been a bit all over the place and quieter on social media but only because we’re getting bigger better and busier!!

Over the weekend we’ll be posting about some of the stuff we’ll be getting upto!

Until then, our team is working extremely hard under what can only be describe as testing week!

Gregg and I would be nothing without our team of girls and our amazing customers so thank you to you all ❤️

And we have no plans of leaving the main street anytime soon, Myself, Gregg & Brew Ha Ha are here to stay 🫶🏻

Thanks
Ruth xx

10/08/2026

We’ve closed a little early today Monday 10th August as we’re very short staffed and our wee team has worked so hard today 🫶🏻

Business as usual from tomorrow 🤘🏻

Team Brew Ha Ha x

✨We are back!!✨ This weeks specials!
03/08/2026

✨We are back!!✨

This weeks specials!

31/07/2026

Cafe closed until Monday 3rd August.

Between staff illness,family emergencies and to be perfectly honest my mental health, Gregg & I have decided that I need the break.

Owning a business is a very tiring demanding job and I’ve tried to manage the stress of it all but an accumulation of things has brought me to the point where the only thing to do is switch off for a couple days. Despite feeling like we’re letting down our customers both regular and new, which we hope you all understand the need for this.

It also gives those team members a chance to catch their breath too.

Life’s hard, owning a business is hard but it’s definetly a fun, happy adventure I just want to be fully happy and present for to conquer our next lot of goals.

PS if you’re the lady who ordered the scones for 9.45am today please do still come down and Sara has kindly came and baked them for you!

Thanks,
Ruth ❤️

✨✨ This weeks Specials ✨✨ We’ve been selling out of our specials week after week and it’s been great!! This week we have...
26/07/2026

✨✨ This weeks Specials ✨✨

We’ve been selling out of our specials week after week and it’s been great!!

This week we have a old favourite on too 😍

✨✨ KEY FOUND ✨✨Found sitting outside on our window ledge this morning! Will keep at the cafe incase anyone realises it’s...
26/07/2026

✨✨ KEY FOUND ✨✨

Found sitting outside on our window ledge this morning!

Will keep at the cafe incase anyone realises it’s missing ☺️

Address

48 Victoria Street
Newton Stewart
DG86BT

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 4pm
Tuesday 9am - 4pm
Thursday 9am - 4pm
Friday 9am - 4pm
Saturday 9am - 4pm
Sunday 9am - 4pm

Telephone

01671404203

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