14/08/2026
There once was a banana beside a skip,
Who slipped on a peel and went for a trip!
He landed in rubbish, covered in muck,
And shouted, “Oh no — what terrible luck!”
The skip man laughed, “Don’t worry, mate,
We’ll get you sorted — it’s not too late!”
So banana jumped in with a grin,
And off went the skip with a wobble and spin!