02/07/2017
So U Caught Ur BF Sleeping With Another Girl Because U Denied Him Sexβ And U Have The Guts To Say He's Cheating On U???ππππ
Ori e ti Daruπππππ
My Sister,U Are Wicked And Selfish ππ
So If NEPA No Give Us Light
We Should Not Use Generator Abi?? ππππππ
I'm going sef... Bye bye
Dis 1 na *Original Gobe o*
My Grandma took my cup of tea that I mix with codeine. Now she is taking *selfie* with my calculator, so my parent are thinking it's old age. ππ» πππ
Should I tell them??? οΏ½οΏ½ο€·ββο€·ββο€·ββ
Watching GTV news sometimes can be very interesting . There was a story about a guy who r***d a goat yesterday afternoon and when It's time to show the goat , they blurred the goats face making me wonder whether the goat was under age or a celebrity.πππππππππππ
A guy proposes to you and you turn him down. He proposes to your friend and you call him a womanizer... Eeeiiii so if he doesn't get employed at Fidelity, he shouldn't try Ecobank too?? .......πππππππππ
Witchcraft is when u break up with your gal friend, den she becomes more beautifulπ©π©
That awkward moment when the 5'starπ Sheraton hotel attendant tells you A bottle of coke is #1500.
You'll start explaining and describing coke lyk
"I mean coke... Not the alcoholic one o.the mineral type.. I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi.... The one Coca-Cola produces" ππππππ
β¬: That awkward moment when you visit your rich
uncle in Abuja and the wife serves you 2 slices
of bread, an egg, and a little cup of tea... And the
kids be like ''uncle can you finish this?''
You be like ''abi iku fe pa yin ni?'' Me wey dey chop 40 slice πππππ
An announcement to all members of this group. We are humbly requesting you all to leave the group tomorrow morning from 9am to 1pm. *we want to PAINT the room*because the paints on the walls are dirty, thank you!πππππππ
Laugh it off