23/04/2024
1. Some guys can be soo w!cked! So, coz she left you for another guy, you're now using her pānt to clean your shoe.😂🚶
2. Remember when you promise yourself that no man will touch you till you get married??
Look at you now😂😂
3. Nowadays you go to NightClubs and you will think it's P.T.A Meeting, bco's you'll see a lot of small Girls accompanied by Old Men 😒😒😒
4. R£j£cted handshake is one of the biggest insūlt ever
Only guys can relate🤣🤣
5. After losing in the Supreme Court, the defendant
asked his lawyer, "where do we go from here?"
The lawyer looked him straight in the eye and
said; "what do you mean by 'we'? You go to
prison; I go to my office😂🙆♂️
6. A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?" Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house." Passer by: "Who is your father?" Kid: "That is what the cause of the fight😂
7. One idiot used gun shots as ringtone and his Phone rang inside the Church, Over 1hour now we're still searching for our Pastor to continue the service🤣🤣
8. Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever😂😂
9. I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE ...3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison bcos there are 3 fish inside 1 sardine. The 2nd man stole a tray of egg. He got 30yrs in prison bcos a tray of egg contains 30 eggs. And the 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? He stole a bag of rice. 😂🙆♂️
10. stop kissing her lips and neck all the time those are not the only parts on her body surprise her by kissing her armpits🤔🤔🤔
11. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
Come see wahala 🤔
I can't separate this fight mpo,I'm going home🏃♂️😂
12. When you meet a woman that admits she's wrong, apologises and changes her ways...
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