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01/10/2018

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26/09/2018

THE PLANTAIN

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one?

He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people (like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some people, it sounds like an 'l'
Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO',

if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS'
if you loast am, na 'BORLI'
All of them na plantain,
so whish one you wan make I spell?

26/09/2018

WHY AFRICA WILL NEVER WIN WORLD CUP.

Have you realized that it's only Animals
that play football in Africa?:

Lions of Cameroon Vs Elephants of Cote De'voire,
Super Eagles of Nigeria Vs Squirrels
of Benin,
Hawks of Togo vs Eagles of Mali,
Atlas Lions of Morocco Vs Antelopes of Ethiopia:

I am just wondering if Any African Country can win the World cup with animals.

26/09/2018

CONVERSATION IN A BUS:

Just yesterday I was in this Bus travelling to Asaba. The girls in front of me were having a conversation about their first time experience
in a plane...
The first girl said, "Kate, you won't believe were me and my boyfriend spent our holidays last month." Kate answered, "Please tell me about it."
MARY: We boarded a plane to France. We were in the first class cabin, I was sitting close to the pilot, they were serving us many delicacies like cake, meat pie, red wine,
palm wine, suya, roasted yam, etc. Later the plane became stuffy, I had to roll down the window. I saw everybody on
the ground, I saw my house, I even saw that your fine brother.
KATE: That means you enjoyed a lot on the plane.
MARY: Very much!

KATE: My boyfriend and I travelled to Canada too. The journey was so enjoyable except when the plane had a flat tyre. We had to park and call a roadside mechanic to replace the flat tyre. Later, we were caught up in a traffic jam. The pilot had to come out to control the traffic so we could have a free passage. Few hours later, the plane's fuel finished.
One of the stewardesses had to take a Jerrycan to the petrol station to get some fuel...

Blah blah blah... And they went on and on. Mehn! I couldn't believe this is happening to my ears.
Don't laugh alone.
😂😂😂😂
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25/09/2018

If you didn't spend this type #20.00, you are a baby.

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25/09/2018

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24/09/2018

During the september eleven attacks on Trade tower in US, all presidents and leaders were calling President George W. Bush to sympathise with him.
Tony blair called and sent his message.

Others also called, as our Presidoo called the first sound Bush heard was (Cough)Hun! Hun! Hun!

Bush said ha! that must be President of the Fedrarl Republic of Nigeria.
What an identification!

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24/09/2018

An England President went to heaven and asked God, when England will be good and God said in 1 year's time.

A USA President did the same and God said in two years' time.

A Nigerian president did the same and was expecting however God will say in 50 or 100 years' time but instead God shook head and started crying. He (God) couldn't say anything about Nigeria's case. 😂😂😂😂
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24/09/2018

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20/09/2018

Question of the day.
Finding a Husband is Hard...

1. You find a handsome one, the brain is empty.

2. You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious.

3. You find a rich one, he is respectful.

4. You find a hardworking one, he never has time for you.

5. You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling.

6. You find a humble one, he is broke.
Which one will you prefer???

20/09/2018

Yesterday, I went home late from an official function and I decided to use a motorcycle (Okada). On arriving home I alighted, paid the guy and left. As I approached the gate, I saw the bike guy following, I quickly changed the direction🚶🚶🚶 and started moving away from the gate, but the guy continued following me. I moved faster, the guy increased his speed, then I realised I was in big trouble! I ran faster,🏃🏃🏃🏃 but he kept on following me even riding faster. I got tired and decided to stop, turned around and faced him like a man! So I asked him, "Why are you following me?"🤷🤷🤷 The guy replied softly, "Sir, give me back my helmet."