01/04/2026
My friends almost sent me to a mental hospital because I started talking to the dead. 👻
I know. Hear me out.
At 28, I was managing an 80-person team and scaling a service business to $30M. On paper, I was the “Berkeley success story.” In reality, I was hollow and spiraling.
Then everything fell apart:
My partner left.
I joined a “spiritual community” (actually a cult).
I started using tarot for business decisions.
Then a cult leader became my stalker.
(Wait for the shot of the police report, that was the exact moment reality snapped back.)
I realized that 4.5 years of managing the chaos of a service-based business was my superpower. I didn’t need “ghosts” for stability; I needed better systems.
THE MISSION: I’m helping 500 service businesses find clarity with AI and automation. No hype. No 4-year downward spirals. Just the workflows I used to hit $30M, minus the pain.
Follow for Episode 2. Every week I show you how real B2B and service companies use AI tools to grow. No fluff. 📈