Lix Ug

05/03/2018

A cigarette is a pinch of to***co rolled in
a piece of paper with fire on one end and a
fool on the other end.

05/03/2018

Virginity is the best wedding gift any man
would receive from his newlywed wife but
lately, there’s nothing as such any longer
because it’ll have already been given out as a
Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job
assurance, Church collection, Examination
marking schemes and for Lorry fares!”.

05/03/2018

Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish
you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet
Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding
him.
2. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking
about inner beauty because men don’t walk
around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

13/12/2017

i feel embarassed with boda boda riders, they fall weekly intetionally,Just because they show us by indicating with stickers "NEVER GIVE UP"

30/09/2017

GIRLS TAKE NOTE!!!
A man is always aman, forexample: a baby can play with the mother's breasts bt cannot bother to touch on the father's testicles.

31/01/2017