08/26/2026
Well, the universe has a sense of humor. πΆπ The next named tropical system to form in the Atlantic will be named Dolly β next up on the list of storm names picked years ago, so it has zero real connection to Dolly Parton's passing this week. But the timing? Almost too on-the-nose. If she's really behind this one, expect it to show up dripping in glitter and bigger than anyone expected. π Rest easy, Dolly