09/04/2026
Meet Big Red, Head of Sunbeam Strategy. He works from April's desk, and he did not ask.
He has never read an agenda or missed a stand-up. He knows exactly where the sun will be at 2 p.m., he claims it before anyone else notices, and he walks across the keyboard at the precise moment it matters most.
Timing, positioning, and an interruption nobody can scroll past.
Plenty of marketing teams would take that.
Show us your uninvited colleague in the comments.