07/01/2023
A fun line of parody stickers designed for Studebaker Brewing Co. Love doing this kind of stuff...!
Hopped-Up History - Hollywood Thwarted
It is well known that in 1979 Fozzie Bear drove the Studebaker Commander into celebrity.
Sharing the same pedigree as Commander (Designer Raymond Loewy) Avanti felt it was only right that someday, it too, would enjoy the bright lights of Hollywood! Sure, it lacked that unmistakable bullet-nose the camera loved, but surely it compensated for this omission with a sleekness not to be rivaled!
In fact, Avanti would stop at nothing to achieve its goal, and this is where our story of Hopped-Up History begins.
It would seem as though there were literally an endless number of attempts, resulting in the same amazement - declines for leading car roles following audition after audition...
“Incompatible with Orange Track” - Well who needs a stupid toy company anyway?
“Atomic Batteries to Power, Turbines to Speed”...Oh s**t. Avanti had neither.
“Not enough Gizmos”. Getting “Slimed” by that floating green whatever seemed demeaning anyway.
And no one, to this day, knows which Droid took such issue with Avanti. “Lacks adequate ”FORCE”. What in the Hell did that even mean...?
Following that was the infamous run-in with none other than the "Big Guy" himself - You want me to fly??? Seriously?
It would be anyone’s guess, what might come next...? “Applicants must be equipped with hood-mounted machine guns and rocket launcher” Say that again...?
I think you’re getting the picture (pardon our pun)
There would seemingly be no room for Avanti in Tinseltown.
Strangely enough, this story has a deliciously happy ending though. So you’ll just have to continue collecting this cool sticker line available only at Studebaker Brewing Co. to figure it out.
Make no mistake - We Love You Avanti! So much so that we named our Mug Club after you...! Join our mug club and get this sticker collection FREE...while supplies last.
Cheers to the coolest car. Ever.