05/28/2026
Y’all please quit calling asking where the owner is.
He’s currently 30 feet up a ladder installing security cameras dressed like a trust fund toddler headed to Easter brunch. 💀
Nothing builds confidence in your surveillance system quite like looking outside and seeing a grown man in a smocked bubble outfit hanging off a ladder with a drill in his hand. 😭
Imagine getting your camera notification:
“Motion detected at front door.”
…and it’s just this fool climbing around like a giant escaped baby from a Pottery Barn catalog. 🤣
The worst part is he owns the company, so nobody can even tell him to go home and change. 😂