10/31/2026
It was a dark and stormy Friday. 4:59 P.M.
The tech was reaching for his jacket. Freedom was one minute away.
Then... the phone rang. 📞
A trembling voice whispered:
“Hi... quick question...”
👻 He was never seen at happy hour again.
Even as zombies, we’re still ready to tackle your tech support. 🧟♂️💻
Happy Halloween from Rednet 🎃