Funmunitions

Funmunitions Our company is dedicated to having fun, promoting kindness, and generally helping the world to chill out and game more. We love RPGs and TRPGs of all kinds

Funmunitions was inspired by H.G.Wells and his early 20th Century book “Little Wars: A Game for Boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys’ games and books”. We’ve come a long way since then (in terms of women’s rights, civil rights, etc.), but we humans still make ACTUAL WAR on each other, all the time. Just as H.G. offered hi

s Kriegspiel-like game of tin soldiers and fired-rubber-bands, his “little war” as a substitute for “Big War”, Funmunitions will make every attempt to keep people at the game table and off the battlefield. Polyhedral dice are far cheaper than actual weapons or even individual bullets – they cause fun instead of suffering (usually). We embrace a concept we call “Gaming Relativity”: that there is no “best” or “better” way of playing games, that all games are equally valid and worthy of playing at least once until we finally take our last roll in the game of life. We intend to sell games of all kinds. We intend to teach people how to play games. We intend to sponsor creativity and to help you have as much fun as you can. You will notice our “Official Monster” running around these web pages – hisher name is Pip and her species is “Turquoise Dragonoid” (known to breathe polyhedral damage). Pip is bit kinky and is known to polymorph into alternate forms as a means to impress pretty dice and handsome figurines. Pip is a mighty 5 years old, which in Dragonoid years is…we have no idea. If you have questions for Pip, the owner of Funmunitions (Subcommandante Mike Van Ness), or about anything we do (or COULD be doing if we were smart enough!), please email us here: [email protected]

10/24/2024

Nameless and Eternal

My desires lurk within the woven tapestries of the distant past,
Mithril asymptotes, gossamer threads, sparkling motes
glistening, entangling voids within the cosmic vast,

I am moments never to be felt again, a fading warmth,
Half of a hundred ancient Summers, witness to silvering sights,
Skyscapes that could shake the soul with their lunar heights,
Knights in sweat-soaked satins, burning with heat and youthful passions,
Hands interlocked and tight, seamless transitions, bodies merging and straining,
Painting their canvases with surging shades of oils, dripped and thrust,
Spilled like vibrant stardust across skins and moans, etherial tones,..overloading nerves and backbones, arched forms never, ever again...
Alone.

Someone recently emailed Funmunitions (funmunitions@gmail.com) and asked for a compilation of my Wild Magic Tables. If s...
07/12/2018

Someone recently emailed Funmunitions ([email protected]) and asked for a compilation of my Wild Magic Tables. If such a thing were one of my next projects, how many of you would want to download it? How many of you would support a kind of ongoing wild magic listing in the style of the old netbooks? How many of you have wild magic tables of your own?

The Cinematic Weapon Table now has 1120 melee weapons! Where I can't find a good image of a particular weapon (like in t...
06/08/2018

The Cinematic Weapon Table now has 1120 melee weapons! Where I can't find a good image of a particular weapon (like in the case of the "Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail"), I've been doing some basic Paint initial sketches and thought I might share some with you.

Currently working every free moment to complete a draft version of the Cinematic Weapon Table, which currently contains ...
05/09/2018

Currently working every free moment to complete a draft version of the Cinematic Weapon Table, which currently contains 1075 individual kinds of melee weapons and 443 ranged weapons! Researching weapon weights, collecting/crafting good images of the weapons, determining each weapon's Cinematic performance characteristics - it is exhausting work, but will hopefully contribute something damn interesting to the tabletop RPG art form. Any artists out there interested in collaborating? I'm thinking the final version will be a kind of crowd-funded affair that encourages gamers to submit their unique campaign weapons...

Sophie Lynne, on the page "Old School Gamers", started an interesting conversation about becoming a professiona...
03/18/2018

Sophie Lynne, on the page "Old School Gamers", started an interesting conversation about becoming a professional Dungeon Master (https://www.facebook.com/groups/121390094630920/permalink/1195977647172154/): I'm inviting everyone to continue this conversation here: What would someone need to do to pull that off? Have YOU thought about doing that, and if so what ideas did you have?

The Funmunitions web site is once again secure (in terms of SSL certificates) and open for business! Apparently, Pip is ...
02/14/2018

The Funmunitions web site is once again secure (in terms of SSL certificates) and open for business! Apparently, Pip is still offering items in her/his Hoard for ridiculous prices - the Halloween sale never ended! We invite you to check out our creations here: https://www.funmunitions.com/

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