04/01/2026
Is the cloud feeling a little too... invisible? At Reliance Technology Solutions, we’re taking "proactive IT" back to the good old days!
Starting today, we’re retiring those high-speed cloud backups and moving all patient records to high-capacity 1.2MB 5.25" floppy disks. To back up just 1TB of your practice data, we’ll be dropping off a modest shipment of 833,333 disks every evening. Our technicians are currently hitting the gym to prepare for the heavy lifting, as the full backup weighs approximately 24,000 pounds.
But wait - there’s more! If you sign up for our Retro-Reliance tier today, we’ll throw in our Deluxe Manual Appointment Ledger for free. 📖 ✍️
Never worry about your internet going down again! Just flip to page 412 of your leather-bound book to see who’s in the chair at 2:00 PM. It’s the ultimate in "Analog Continuity."
Better act fast, though... our supply is limited because we’re having a really hard time finding anyone who still sells these things! 😂
