07/17/2026
To everyone in the comments saying, "I don't care—I have nothing to hide."
Great. Unlock your phone and hand it to me.
I'm going to scroll through your photos, read your text messages, check your search history, look at your banking apps, browse your email, and do it all with a camera recording the entire process.
Still comfortable?
Privacy isn't about having something to hide. It's about having something that's yours.