GoBrolly Internet

06/16/2026

Paola, there are kids selling handmade crafts in the Quality Automotive parking lot RIGHT NOW and they have a chalkboard menu, a display cart, and more hustle than most startups we've seen.

Open until 4pm. Go support them. 🎨

06/15/2026

GoBrolly Marketing budget: $0
GoBrolly Marketing team: also $0
CEO's big idea: "What if we just asked people to tell their friends?"

You're reading this right now. So.

If someone sent you this card, mention their name when you call. You get a free month. They get a free month. (Still no raises for Marketing. We have no budget.)

👇 Like if you heard about us from a real human, not an ad.

06/12/2026

Government: "We're closing your post office."

Bucyrus, Kansas: "No."

And that's basically the story. 😂

A great example of what happens when a small town decides it's not giving something up without a fight.

👇 Read it here 👇

We respect that level of stubbornness. 🌂

The U.S. Postal Service praised the “unique arrangement” that allowed the town of Bucyrus to keep delivering the mail there.

06/11/2026

The whole world's about to show up in Kansas City (We legally can't say why 🏈🤫).

So here's your official GoBrolly phrasebook:
🇩🇪 Verschlimmbessern = making something worse while trying to fix it, (AKA, your last internet provider).
🇵🇭 Gigil = the urge to squeeze something adorable (like a puppy!)
🇪🇸 Sobremesa = hanging around after dinner for hours (because the Wi-Fi is working, and nobody wants to go home).
🇯🇵 Tsundoku = buying books and never reading them. We're not judging, we're just concerned.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Brolly = Umbrella

And the most important translation:
🇺🇸 🛜 GoBrolly = Damn Good Internet

Drop the weirdest word you've ever learned in the comments, bonus points if nobody can pronounce it.

06/11/2026

Today, GoBrolly Internet remembers the internet providers our Customers left behind. They are not gone. They are still filling our mailboxes with crap. Share a memory below. 🕯️

06/05/2026

Your internet company said "FIBER INTERNET."

What they actually installed: the same cable line from 1997 in a trench coat and a fake beard. 🥸

We can't even pull that scam. We're fixed wireless, and we'll say it out loud, in public, with our whole chest. No fancy words. No wire in a disguise pretending it went to college.

GoBrolly. Too honest to lie, too local to leave Miami County. 👋

What's the weirdest marketing claim you've ever fallen for?

06/02/2026

THEY LET GoBrolly MARKETING OUT OF THE OFFICE. 🌊🚨

The Multi-Chamber After Hours is TONIGHT at KC Watersports from 5:30–7:30.

We've been told there will be free food, door prizes, and hundreds of local business owners. We plan to collect all three.

This is also our first documented business networking event involving an actual lake. We have been advised not to make it weird.

No promises.

Come find the GoBrolly crew, talk internet, business, community, or explain what people are actually supposed to do at networking events.

Drop a 🌊 below and tell us:
Is networking easier before or after someone falls into a lake?

06/01/2026

BREAKING: A backhoe the size of a golden retriever has once again defeated billion-dollar telecommunications infrastructure.

AGAIN.

One accidental fiber cut can take out the internet, cell service, businesses, and thousands of people who suddenly realize they don't remember anyone's phone number.

This is exactly why GoBrolly runs on multiple fiber connections.

Because our backup plan is slightly more sophisticated than "please don't dig there."

What's the first thing you'd do if your internet AND cell phone quit at the same time? 👇

05/29/2026

Our CEO thought he'd take up power walking this spring. Pulled his hip on day one. 😂

So instead of cheering him on, we're heading to the Kansas State Track Meet to support the kids who actually know what they're doing; good luck this weekend to the Louisburg Wildcats, Osawatomie Trojans, Paola Panthers, and Spring Hill Broncos! 🎉

Also... does anyone have an electric scooter we could borrow? Asking for a boss. 🛴