08/27/2013
The joys of being a Monopoly...
So, I call Comcast today to ask the status of a ticket that has been open for a week now. Yes, they sent a technician out here when I first called, but as soon as he saw the wiring closet (for which they are the responsible party) he promptly stated that this was well above his capability to fix. Apparently, instead of supplying a new drop for each client here, the previous techs just installed more splitters and tossed in an amplifier here and there to boost the now degraded signals. While this might work well with TV signals, it is horrendous for the internet signal, which is why the initial call was made.
The next day I found that no next-tier tech had been assigned and went through the process of getting on and scheduling that for the following morning. Well, morning came and went - no tech. Afternoon came, I called and was greeted with a recording saying that a technician was en-route and would arrive between 1 and 5pm. Great - except my contract here only goes to 3pm. So, I stay (at overtime rates, mind you) until 5pm and no call, and no tech.
Today I call again. At this point, I can only guess that there's some sort of device that monitors the number of calls from a certain phone number, and the operator that you get is based on how much of a pain you are to them as I end up with the one that starts the conversation with "What's your problem?" and then responds to each statement I make with "Really?" and "Wow!" as if I was a 5 year old telling the story of my trip to Disney Land.
She proceeds to tell me that my previous request was cancelled. "By whom?" I ask. Of course, she didn't know - and then suggested that it might have been me. Why would I cancel a call for which my client is being billed overtime for me to wait for your tech? No answer. Ok, when can another tech be here? Tomorrow at the earliest. Ok, fine... but can you note on your service ticket that my client is already looking at other providers?
"Certainly!" came the response, "...but it won't do any good".
At least I did get my chance to respond with the same "Really?" that I had been treated with earlier.
Oh, and by the way Comcast... just in case you are reading this... Fiber was just run to this building, so no - you are not the only option here anymore.