03/21/2026
STUNEWS has returned, and moved to a new, better site! No more stone-age Windows XP computer for this one. We are working on transferring the full URL over to a better platform behind HTTPS, because it ain't 2010.
THIS IS STU NEWS. BRINGING YOU THE BEST NEWS YOU'LL NEVER USE SINCE 2011. NOW IN CAPS! Satirical news just like "The Onion," only worse. - Powered by Grammarly! If at any time you feel offended, or if you want to sue, scroll to the very bottom and get over it. By reading these articles, you're