Netwise Technologies

03/04/2014

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why
are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium where people
SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN
but nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination
even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved
FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do
banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its
already BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP others,
what are others HERE for?
If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why
do bars have PARKING lots?
If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never
Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The
Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?
Can You Cry Under Water..?
Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like
A Dog" When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
=D=))=D
We all r Living in a seriously funny world..g

01/19/2014

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

01/05/2014

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant

01/05/2014

Modern technology
Owes ecology
An apology.

12/24/2013

Leaders with a strong outward focus are not only good listeners but also good questioners.

12/19/2013

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

12/11/2013

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic.

12/11/2013

www.newcenturyimports.com

12/04/2013

Netwise e-commerce assignment complete up and running---- http://newcenturyimports.com/index.html

09/17/2013

What we need in KENYA is more labor-making inventions and we will achieve more than 14% growth ask me how...

It's all very well to keep saying we are going to create jobs for young people, the question we all need to start asking ourselves is how. Yes, we will continue to seek out and ask for job vacancies and post them, but we also must start opening up the space for Upstarts, entrepreneurs and creatives.