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If you are hiring, or seeking a new IT role, call us at 469-429-5900, or e-mail the CEO: [email protected]

Getting my home office in shape! Our corporate lease is up in 6 months. At that point, my team & I will be going 100% re...
03/15/2024

Getting my home office in shape! Our corporate lease is up in 6 months. At that point, my team & I will be going 100% remote. So even though I LOVE working in my work office, I'm getting my home office ready for primetime!

If you haven’t yet celebrated Pi Day, what are you waiting for? The unofficial holiday falls every March 14 — that is, 3...
03/14/2024

If you haven’t yet celebrated Pi Day, what are you waiting for? The unofficial holiday falls every March 14 — that is, 3.14, or the date that corresponds to the rounded number of pi. As a refresher, pi is the mathematical constant that is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, an irrational number equal to 3.14159 (and on and on).

You don’t have to be a math wiz to have fun with the special date on the calendar: Use the occasion to bust out a few clean math jokes from our roundup of Pi Day jokes for all ages — whether you’re sharing with your friends, family, or students in the classroom.

1
Why should you never start talking to pi at a party?
Because it just goes on forever.

2
What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?
Apple pi.

3
Why is pi so lucky in love?
Because its love is infinite and non-repeating.

4
What’s wrong with the equation 'pi r squared?'
Pi are round. Cake are square.

5
What did the students say about their Euclidean geometry test?
It was easy as pi.

6
What did pi say when someone asked if it could explain what Pi Day was again?
"I don't want to repeat myself."

7
Did you know?
That 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates?

8
What do you call it when someone gets a huge tattoo of pi on their face?
An irrational decision.

9
What did pi say to its sweetheart?
You look radian today.

10
What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

11
How many bakers does it take to bake a pi?
3.14.

12
Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi?
You’ll end up with a big circumference.

13
What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand around in a circle?
Shepherd's pi.

14
What is a mathematician’s favorite snake?
A pi-thon.

15
Why did two fours skip dinner?
Because they already 8.

16
What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Pi in the sky.

17
What did pi say in a spat with its spouse?
You’re being irrational.

18
Why did pi fail its driving test?
Because it didn’t know when to stop.

19
What is the official animal of Pi Day?
The pi-thon.

20
Why is it tragic that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.

21
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Because his parents wouldn’t cosine.

22
What's the math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi.

23
What did the triangle feel sorry for the circle?
Because it’s pointless.

24
What did one math book say to the other?
Leave me alone — I’ve got my own problems!

25
What do you call two guys who love math?
Algebros.

26
What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
A roamin’ numeral.

27
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with his buddy the dime?
Because it had more cents.

28
Why should you never trust someone writing on graph paper?
Because they must be plotting something.

29
Did you hear about the rancher who had 97 cows in his field?
When he rounded them up, he had 100.


30
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

As a proud parent of 4 US Naval Academy Graduates (3 children, 1 daughter-in-law). Army Navy is fond to my heart! Here's...
12/08/2023

As a proud parent of 4 US Naval Academy Graduates (3 children, 1 daughter-in-law). Army Navy is fond to my heart! Here's some HISTORY, TRADITION, AND PRANKS: INSIDE THE ARMY-NAVY FOOTBALL GAME


The Army-Navy Game is this Saturday! Take a few moments to familiarize yourself with some of the lesser-known elements of this long-standing rivalry before settling in to watch the 124th installment of America’s Game tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. ET on CBS.


A BREAK IN THE ACTION
The rivalry began in 1890, but an intense 1893 game (which Navy won 6-4) created such ill will that an Army General and a retired Navy Admiral nearly fought a duel over it, leading to a six-year pause. The Secretary of War and Secretary of the Navy had to intervene, but ultimately cooler heads prevailed, with the game resuming in 1899.


THE YEARLY PRISONER EXCHANGE
This tradition dates to 1945, and here’s how it works: prior to kick off, the Navy Midshipmen who spend the semester at West Point and the Army Cadets who spend the semester in Annapolis are brought to midfield. Academy leaders then exchange their ‘prisoners’ so the students can cheer on their teams in their own student section.

A GREAT HEIST AND AN EPIC PAYBACK
In 1990 a crew of 10 Army Cadets engaged in a “spirit mission” to steal Navy's mascot—Bill the Goat XXVII. They were successful, but within days, the heat of the investigation intensified, the goat was released, and the cadets were disciplined for “misappropriating the Navy goat.”

As retaliation, in 1991 a group of 17 Midshipmen hatched an intricate plan to apprehend Army's pack of mascots—four 1,000-pound mules. They tied up Army employees, loaded the beasts of burden in vehicles, and sped back to Annapolis. The mules were eventually returned unharmed.

THE ANNUAL FOOTBALL RUN
For many years the Naval Academy has assembled a team to run a football from the academy in Annapolis to the game location. This year, nearly 200 Midshipmen are running 450 brisk miles from Annapolis to Foxborough, Massachusetts, where they are due to arrive tomorrow morning.

EXCEPTIONAL SPORTSMANSHIP
Both teams sing the alma mater of each school with the losing team’s song being sung first as a show of sportsmanship (the winners sing second). This is done out of respect to honor the fallen of each branch because, after all, no matter how fierce this rivalry gets, everyone involved has been called to a greater, united, cause.

01/16/2022

Hiring: Workday Data Integration Engineer
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01/16/2022

HIRING: Oracle Business Intelligence (OBIEE) Developer
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01/14/2022

Our client is hiring a Workday Benefits Engineer! You want to check this job out - this company has been recognized by Glassdoor and the DFW marketplace as a top employer! They have excellent salaries, outstanding benefits, and a top bonus program!

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12/22/2021

HIRING: Senior Business Analyst!

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12/20/2021

Here’s an opportunity to build applications that meet clinical requirements for new and optimized workflows!

Our Texas-based client is hiring both an EPIC Cadence and an EPIC Referrals analyst. Watch the video for more info and view all our available jobs: http://r2now.com/

10/24/2021

Our client is hiring a Vice President of SaaS Analytics!

This company has outstanding salaries, excellent benefits, and a huge bonus program. Watch the video for more info & view all available jobs at: http://r2now.com/

10/17/2021

Our North Texas client is a Data Governance ! This is a full time, direct hire position. They have competitive salaries, excellent benefits, and a top bonus program!

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10/15/2021

We are a Data Governance Project Coordinator! This company manufactures products & services for global customers. They have competitive salaries, excellent benefits, and a top bonus program!

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