01/01/2024
Ok you know what time it is!
I've been doing this year end rap up since 2010
Here you go
SEEMS LIKE IT WAS JUST YESTERDAY I WROTE A SIMILAR FLOW
BUT IT'S BEEN 365 AND YALL KNOW HOW THIS GOS
GOTTA ADMIT IT'S ENTERTAINING
I THINK YOU ALL WOULD AGREE
LET ME BREAK DOWN THE HAPPENINS OF TWO TWENTY THREE
IT WAS THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT
EGG PRICES WERE INSANE
AND THAT POLICE WOMAN ENJOYED FIVE GUYS
AIN'T TALKIN BOUT THE FOOD CHAIN
DAMAR HAMLIN DROPPED ON THE FIELD
BAM WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD
LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR SOBRIETY
THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE GAVE US A FIRST LOOK
AT THE KANG DYNASTY
STORMY OUTSIDE ANNOUNCES GHOST
AND COMES WITH A BRAND NEW SOUND
THE NINERS WERE HOLLERING BANG BANG
BUT THERE WAS NO QUARTERBACKS TO BE FOUND
WE GOT THE SACRED SUPER BOWL
WHICH BROUGHT ON THE FIRST MATCH WITH TWO BLACK STARTING QUARTERBACKS
AND EVEN ANOTHER
IT WAS THE FIRST BOWL TO PIT BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER
RIHANNA PERFORMED PREGNANT
SOME SAY SHE WAS POSSESSED
CHINA'S SPY BALLOON GOT SHOT DOWN
TRYING TO SPY ON THE US
WE GOT THE CO***NE BEAR
I KNOW SOME THAT ENJOYED IT A LITTLE TOO MUCH
AND MCCLUNG BROUGHT HOME THE TROPHY WITH JUST ONE DUNK
CAAKES BROUGHT THE BAD SPACE THEIR VERY FIRST HIP HOP SHOW
AND DISNEY TOOK US BACK TO THE PAST WITH A SERIES ABOUT WILLOW
THERE WAS A BANK FAILURE CRISIS
FOR MANY IT WAS LOOKING GRIM
CAVILL LEFT THE WITCHER
AND TEKASHI GOT HIS ASS STOMPED OUT IN A PUBLIC GYM
BUD LIGHT WENT AND PUT A TRANS ON A CAN
HAVING THE RIGHT WING UPSET CALLING FOR A BAN
KID ROCK PUT UP A STINK SAYS HE'S SWITCHING HIS BRAND
THEN THAT PHOTO SURFACED OF HIM DRINKING BUD LIGHT WITH THAT WOMAN WHO KINDA LOOKED LIKE A MAN?
THE MARIO MOVIE HAD YOU ALL SINGING PEACHES
ANGEL REESE HELPED LSU GET TO FIRST PLACE
AND JONATHAN MAJORS WENT AND CAUGHT A DV CASE
LOOKS LIKE KANG IN MARVEL JUST AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN
WILL SMITH RUMORS HAD HIM WITH DUANE MARTIN
LOOKS LIKE THIS YEAR HE DID A DIFFERENT KINDA SLAPPIN
THAT NEW TMNT WAS DOPE
CARL JONES STARTED HIS OWN ART STUDIO
DEM BACKWARDS SHOES OF GAMBINOS
WERE B***Y YO, TRULY THO
DESIGNER GOT CAUGHT JACKIN ON A PLANE
JAMIE FOXX WAS HOSPITALIZED
I THINK HE ALMOST DIED
AND PRAS FROM THE FUGEES BECAME AN INFORMANT FOR THE FBI
IT WAS A GREAT YEAR FOR THE COMING UP OF HISPANIC
SUPER PEOPLE
MILES MORALES SECOND MOVIE AND THE INTRODUCTION OF BLUE BEETLE
TRUMP PLANS TO BAN HOMELESSNESS
REHAB OR LOCKED UP IF YOU'RE CAUGHT
BUZZFEED SHUTS DOWN
AND TUCKER CARLSON LEAVES FOX
RODGERS GOT TRADED TO THE JETS
WE FINALLY GOT JEDI SURVIVOR
AND THAT WAS A TRAGEDY WHEN MAUI WENT AND CAUGHT ON FIRE
ICE SPICE, GLO RRILLA AND S*XY REDD DID THEIR PART TO DUMB DOWN THE CONSENSUS
THEN HER, ASHANTI, BHAD BHABIE, AND THE BRAT GOT PREGNANT
J COLE WENT AND MURDERED LIL DURK ON HIS OWN DAMN TRACK
THAT HAD TO BE AWKWARD
THEM HE TURNT AROUND AND DID THE SAME THING TO DRAKE AND SUMMER WALKER
CARRIE FISCHER, TUPAC AND DRE GET A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME
AND JA MORANT NEEDS TO STEP THROUGH A METAL DETECTOR NEXT TIME HE STEPS IN A GAME
THE NEW LITTLE MERMAID MOVIE FINALLY COMES TO FRUITION
AND YALL ALREADY KNOW ABOUT ANGEL NAKOA BEING BORN
THE NEWEST FAMILY ADDITION
WE GET A NEW GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TEAM
LEAVING THE OLD CREW DONE
DANILEIGH IS ARRESTED FOR A DUI AND A HIT AND RUN
A LOT OF NEWS ABOUT ALIENS BEING REAL
SEEMS LIKE ANOTHER TACTIC TO DISTRACT US
THE NEW SPIDER-VERSE MOVIE STRAIGHT EMPIRE STRIKE BACKED US
BRUCE WILLIS IS DIAGNOSED WITH DEMENTIA
TO HIS FAMILY ALL MY BEST REGARDS
KELIS'S MILKSHAKE MUST HAVE BEEN MADE WITH ENSURE
CUZ IT BROUGHT BILL MURRAY TO THE YARD
BLACK MIRROR DROPPED AGAIN
SAY GOODBYE TO CRYPTO AND NFTEEEZ
THAT NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE TOOK ME STRAIGHT BACK TO THE NINETIES
NO THAT'S NOT A P**N SITE APP ON MY PHONE, TWITTER CHANGED ITS NAME TO X
AND TWO DEATHS FROM THE LEMONADE AT PANERA, BE CAREFUL, YOU MIGHT BE NEXT
THE TARGET PRIDE BAN WAS STUPID
I HEARD THEY WERE CONFRONTING WORKERS AND TURNING OVER DISPLAYS
LOVE IS LOVE
IF YOU WANNA BAN ANYTHING BAN AMERICAN HORROR STORY
FOR PUTTING ON KIM K
RICH PEOPLE DO SOME DUMB THINGS
THAT OCEANGATE WAS AN EPIC FAIL
BARBIE FINALLY GOT HER MOVIE
BUT THEY SAID IT WAS TOO ANTI MALE
THAT LADY FREAKED OUT ON THAT PLANE
SAYING THAT MO********ER AIN'T REAL
AND I'M STILL IN MY FEELS ABOUT THE DEATH OF MARIA HILL
MIGHT GET A MIC THROWN AT YOUR HEAD AT A CARDI B SHOW
IF YOU GET OUTTA LINEA
IF YOU A BACKUP DANCER FOR LIZZO YOU MIGHT BE SNACKIN ON BANANAS STRAIGHT FROM A S*X WORKERS VA**NA
IT WAS THE START OF CAAKES PRESENTS LAUGHS AND LYRICS
SHOUT OUT TO CHAD JOHNSON AND ERIC KING
AND TO ALL THOSE ARTISTS THAT WERE PART OF IT
YOU DID THE DAMN THING!
METRO BOOMIN BEATS WERE HOT
GUNNA TURNED OUT TO BE A SNITCH
REMY CHEATED ON PAPOOSE
AND IS IT ME OR DID TEMU BECOME THE NEW WISH
NASCARS RAY CICCARELLI QUITS BECAUSE OF THE BANNING OF THE CONFEDERATE FLAG
THIS DUDE HAS NEVER EVEN WON FIRST PLACE
I THINK THIS SUCKA IS WORRYING ABOUT THE WRONG DAMN RACE
THEY SAID DON'T TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN WAS ALL ABOUT PROTESTORS ABUSE OF COPS
SO WOULD MONTGOMERY BE CONSIDERED A SMALL TOWN? BECAUSE THEY TRIED AND THOSE PEOPLE GOT STOMPED!
HA***OB BOEBERT WAS GROPING IN PUBLIC
SURPRISE SOMEONE WAS FILMING
SHE PUSHES ALL THESE FAMILY VALUES KNOWING THERE WAS CHILDREN IN THAT BUILDIN
THAT JAKE PAUL AND DIAZ FIGHT WAS SUS
IT HAD TO BE ALL ABOUT THE BANK
I KNEW THE MATCH WAS FIXED SOON AS THAT MO********ER
CAME OUT ON A TANK
MARVELS WHAT IF SEASON 2 DROPPED
THE HOMAGE TO DIE HARD EPISODE I'M DEFINITLEY RECOMMENDING
AND I DIDN'T HAVETO SEE OPPENHEIMER I ALREADY KNOW THE ENDING
STRONGSTYLE MADE A COMEBACK SHOUT OUT TO AJ MARQUEZ
YOU REALLY DID IT FOR THE SCENE
THE BEST DAMN IMPROV COMEDY SHOW THAT I EVER DONE SEEN
INDIANA JONES CAME BACK WITH A NEW FLICK
THE NEW FLASH WAS ENTERTAINING
THE NEW GOOSEBUMPS SERIES WAS SICK
GUESS I GOTTA MENTION THE KELCE SWIFT PAIRING
EVEN THO IT'S HELLA LAME
OK WE GET IT THEY'RE TOGETHER
BUT DO WE HAVE TO PAN ON HER AT EVERY DAMN GAME
VEGAS GETS A SPHERE
RUMORS FLY OF A FIGHT BETWEEN ELON AND MARK ZUCK
BILLIE EILISH CAME OUT THE CLOSET
AND DAME GETS TRADED TO THE BUCKS
THE WHOLE HOMER STRANGLING BART ON TV IS DONE
BUT T.I. CAN GO RIGHT AHEAD AND DO IT TO HIS SON
SNOOP ANNOUNCES HE'S DONE BEING A W**D SMOKER
MACHINE GUN KELLY DROPS THE GUN FROM HIS NAME
AND MARK HAMILL SAYS HE'S DONE VOICING THE JOKER
AHSOKA GETS HER OWN SERIES
HIP HOP TURNS 50 YEARS OLD
AND DON'T P**S OFF DRAYMOND GREEN OF GOLDEN STATE
HE MIGHT PUT YA ASS IN A CHOKEHOLD
WE GET A GRIMACE PURPLE MILKSHAKE
AS HE TURNS FIFTY TWO
AND HOW DO WE CELEBRATE? WHAT DO WE DO?
GO ON TIK TOK AND FILM IT DUMPING OVER YOU
HAMAS ATTACKS ISRAEL
WHICH IS A TOUCHY SUBJECT
SO IMMA JUST LEAVE THAT ONE ALONE
THE MARVELS MOVIE WAS A FLOP
AND WE ALMOST LOST KRAYZIE BONE
IF WE DIDN'T FREE BRITNEY WE PROLLY NEVER WOULD HAVE SAW THE KNIFE DANCE
OK I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THERE
LOKI BECAME THE GOD OF TIME
THOSE KEVIN JAMES MEMES CAME OUT OF NOWHERE
NOVEMBER NINTH IS DECLARED WU TANG DAY
THAT'S A GOOD LOOK NEW YORK CITY
AND WITH CASSIE COMING FORWARD
WE ALL SAW ANOTHER SIDE OF DIDDY
THAT VIDEO WENT VIRAL OF THE ISLAND BOYS KISSIN
AND AFTER 8 YEARS GYPSY ROSE FINALLY GOT OUT OF PRISON
HYVE CELEBRATED 25 YEARS IT WAS A HELLUVA PARTY
DC KILLED OFF BEAST BOY
AND OFFSET SPLIT UP WITH CARDI
GROCERIES WERE EXPENSIVE AF
AQUAMAN GOT A SECOND MOVIE
THE GEN V SERIES WAS SICK
AND PARIS HILTON HAD A SURROGATE BABY STEWEY
DEREK CHAUVIN STABBED 22 TIMES ON BLACK FRIDAY
MEH LIKE THAT MATTERS
THE STUPIDEST MOVE OF THE YEAR GOES TO MELEE MEL
THINKING HE COULD DISS MARSHALL MATHERS
YOU MIGHT BE THE GRANDMASTER AND SPIT THE FIRST RHYMES THAT WERE WROTE
BUILT LIKE A TANK BUT YOU AIN'T FU***NG WITH THE GOAT
WE NEEDED THAT SCARFACE TINY DESK PERFORMANCE
THAT WAS TOO SICK
IT'S SUCH A WONDERFUL FEELING WHEN I GET GOOSEBUMPS FROM MUSIC
OREGON BEATS THE BEAVERS IN THE LAST EVER CIVIL WAR DISPUTE
FACEBOOKS BACK BUTTON WASN'T WORKING
ANDRE 3000 MADE A WHOLE ASS ALBUM WITH ONLY A FLUTE
THE WU TANG ANNOUNCES A LAS VEGAS RESIDENCY
AND BIG UP TO COLORADO YOU THA REAL MVP!
THE SPOTIFY WRAP UP WAS A THING
SZA WAS THE ARTIST AT MY TOP
PORTLAND HAD A SERIAL KILLER
WAS THAT PERSON EVER CAUGHT?
MY CONDOLENCES TO THOSE LIVES THAT WERE AFFECTED
I'M REALLY BEING SINCERE
BUT THOSE WEREN'T THE ONLY LIVES THAT WERE LOST THIS YEAR
WE SAID GOODBYE TO THE QUEEN OF MEMPHIS, GANGSTA BOO, THAT GHETTO PRINCESS THUG
DAMN THAT FENTANYL IS ONE HELLUVA DRUG
WE LOST ANGUS CLOUD AND JIM BROWN
EVEN THE MAN WHO VOICED DALE ON THE KING OF THE HILL IS A GONER
RAQUEL WELCH
AND NOTHING WILL EVER COMPARE TO YOU MISS
SINEAD O CONNER
WE SAID ADIEU TO RICHARD BELZER THAT LAW AND ORDER ACTOR AND COMIC
ALAN ARKIN AND LANCE REDDICK YOU WILL BE MISSED
YOUR VOICES WERE ICONIC
TINA TURNER YOU WERE SIMPLY THE BEST
A LEGEND IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY
EVEN PAT ROBERTSON PASSED
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE FANS OF HIS MINISTRY
SO LONG IRISH GRINSTEAD OF 702
MAGOO YOU WERE A LYRICAL SCHOLAR
EVEN BOB BARKER PASSED AT 99
HE WENT OUT AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT GOING OVER A DOLLAR
REST IN PEACE DAVID CROSBY I HEARD YOU PASSED ON JANIS JOPLINS CAAKE DAY RIGHT?
YOU MUST BE HAVING JUST THE MOST MAGICAL TIME IN THAT AFTERLIFE
WE LOST LISA MARIE PRESLEY, CINDY WILLIAMS
AND EVEN DJ CASPER CREATOR OF THE CHA CHA SLIDE
AND IT'S ABOUT TIME HENRY KISSENGER WENT OUT
YOU NEEDED TO PAY FOR YOUR WAR CRIMES
RIP MICHAEL LERNER, TREAT WILLIAMS AND EVEN RON CEPHAS JONES
AND YOU GET TO REUNITE WITH YOUR NIGHT COURT CAST WHO HAVE PASSED MISTER RICHARD MOLL
TONY BENNETT YOU WERE A TALENT
BELAFONTE WASN'T JUST A VOCALIST
HE WAS A VOICE FOR CIVIL RIGHTS
DOJAS PAINT THE TOWN RED WOULDN'T BE S**T
WITHOUT BURT BACHARACHS WALK ON BY
WE ALL WATCHED "THE ONE WHERE OUR FRIEND DIED"
MATTHEW PERRY PASSING NOW THAT WAS A HARD EXCEPTION
ROBERT BLAKE I'D SAY, SAY HI TO YOUR WIFE...
BUT I HAVE A FEELING YOU HEADED IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION
PAUL REUBENS WAS ENTERTAINING
P*E WEE WAS JUST THAT ACT WE THOUGHT WE'D NEVER NEED
IT'S SO SAD LO**TA THE WHALE DIED JUST DAYS BEFORE SHE WAS ABOUT TO BE FREED
WE SAID GOODBYE TO TOM SIZEMORE, ROBBY KNEIVEL
AND CAPTAIN HOLT FROM BROOKLYN NINE NINE
WE ALREADY CRIED WHEN WE LOST HIM IN HARRY POTTER
BUT ALBUS DUMBLEDORE WENT AND DIED ONE MORE TIME
PERSONALLY ME, I NEVER CARED FOR REALITY TV
BUT JERRY SPRINGER EVERY SICK DAY FROM SCHOOL YOU WERE THERE FOR ME
WE LOST THE ORIGINAL WEDNESDAY ADDAMS, LISA LORING
EVEN SUZANNE SOMMERS LEFT THIS WORLD
DAMN I STILL HAVEN'T GOT OVER MY JOHN RITTER MOURNIN
SO ON THAT NOTE WE SAY GOODBYE TO THE YEAR
WE'VE LAUGHED LOVED AND EVEN SHED A FEW TEARS
SO NOW THAT WE'VE REACHED 123123
WE ALL MAKE OUR NEXT YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS DECREES
RAISE YOUR GLASS WITH ME AND CHEERS TO MANY MANY MORE
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL
AND WELCOME TWENTY TWENTY FOUR!!
