SpokLAN

02/18/2026

*Heavy Breathing*

Wicked sick.

11/29/2023

For those that know, you know. Everyone else, you don't know that you know.
We know you do or don't know.
Knowing is half the battle.

The infamous G.I. Joe PSA parody cartoons are a series of 25 spoof public service announcement videos created by Chicago-based filmmmaker Eric Fensler of Fen...

04/01/2023

Special Announcement!
This has been in the works for several years, and we are proud to announce that with Apple's help, SpokLAN has purchased the Quality Inn and will be making the world's first Apple-only LAN gaming hotel!

Every room will come with Some of the best and most powerful Apple computers all with the entire library of multiplayer games pre-installed from the Apple App store.

We will once again be having LANs once a month, but this time instead of everyone sharing one hot, loud, smelly room, everyone gets their own individual room with all the usual things you expect in a hotel room. For $1,000 for the weekend of Friday night to Sunday morning, you will get: beds, refrigerators, computers*, TV with local channel access, a 10% off coupon for any Uber Eats deliveries, a free bandana, and one entry into the prize drawing. (More entries are available with tournament wins or $25 a ticket).

The pool is only available to guests with the Pro membership upgrade. The gym we know will never be used by any of you so we are just going to change that into the room employees abandon their kids.

Renovations start on Monday to bring the Hotel up to the same standards and look as all Apple retail stores. The Hotel will also have its own genius bar available for hotel guests and staff!

We should be opening this time next year with our first LAN event! We can't wait to see you all again!

*all computers, phones, and tablets used in the SpokLAN/Apple Quality LAN network must be manufactured by Apple. All other computers may be powered on, but cannot be connected to any network other than the "Guest" wifi network, and not consume more than 45w of power draw.

More terms and conditions will apply. They will be released as they are made up and will be available by speaking to the manager at the front desk on Tuesdays from 12:54 to 12:72 after they eat a garlic sandwich while you eat spaghetti and meatballs out of a cup shaped like Superman's head.

02/13/2023

Sportsball anyone?

09/10/2022

The Battlefield series turns 20 today. Jeep racing and bomber wing riding is not the same as it used to be.

“Where it all started... . Today marks the 20th anniversary of the franchise (September 10th, 2002). It seems like only yesterday! 😅”

08/02/2021

Battlefield 5 is free for Amazon Prime members.

07/02/2021

It's time to move on.

There's always that one guy who still hasn't move on from Windows 7.

06/25/2021

Steam and GoG summer sale is going now. What did or will you buy this time around?

04/28/2021

Wasn't a real LAN party unless someone reinstalled Windows

04/27/2021

Desktop, Laptop, Server, etc. Doesn't have to be limited to just one system.

"One of these days I'll clean it."