03/20/2026
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM THE END OF THE RAINBOW
Dateline: Gold, Somewhere Over Yonder Friends, countrymen… lend me your marbles.
After years of diligent research, exhaustive analysis, and one suspiciously well-timed double rainbow,
I am proud to announce that I have personally located and secured the legendary Gold at the End of the Rainbow.
Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s shiny. Yes, it’s currently sittingvery close – nearby.
The best part? The ancient leprechaun fine print was very clear: The only way to claim permanent ownership is through a small, totally reasonable “good-faith collateral transfer.”
All it takes from you, dear reader, is to send me all of your marbles.
That’s it. No dollars. No crypto. No Venmo. Just marbles.
Every last one. Also toss in any tribbles you may have lying around.
You know the ones — the famous original series Star trek episode tribbles on a grain binge.
They’re excellent conversation starters and I hear they breed faster than many things we cannot discuss now.
Act now and I’ll throw in a genuine Certificate of Rainbow Authenticity, personally signed by me and one slightly intoxicated garden gnome.
Supplies of gold are limited (to the amount I currently possess).
First come, first served. Once I have all the world’s marbles, the transaction will be considered complete and the rainbow economy shall be revolutionized forever.Send marbles.
Bring tribbles if you’ve got ’em.
Thank me later.Yours in eternal prosperity and questionable financial advice,
Sir Reginald McRainbow,
Certified Gold Hoarder & Marble Magnate P.S. Serious inquiries only.
Now you know how I will make an unlimited amount of money – by accumulating a large amount of marbles.
This is not a post for cyberjoke Friday…. totally…!!!
