04/01/2026
It happened again. At 3 AM this morning, a coordinated feline operation breached WinterNode HQ. Dozens of cats came out of the vents, sat on every keyboard, and locked us out of our own systems.
WinterNode is now MeowNode. Again.
We tried everything. Cucumbers around the server racks. Swapping laser pointers for flashlights. We even hired a dog. The dog now reports directly to Chairman Meow.
Your servers are running perfectly fine. We are being held hostage.
Check out the takeover: https://meownode.com ๐ฑ