Simply Swassy

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Simply Swassy

Simply Swassy - a creative outlet of sweary & sassy printed goods designed by Shawna Barnes. No AI image generation used. Welcome to Simply Swassy!

Your home for witty, sweary and sassy goodies. Every monthly box will come with fun stickers (probably with profanity included), a sassy card you can send to a friend, a desk calendar where each page is printed on good quality framable paper if one of the days really speaks to you, and some other physical swassy item. It could be a Keychain. Or maybe a pencil bag. Or a bookmark. �� who knows; every month it'll be a surprise but will coordinate with the card, calendar and stickers.

03/26/2026

I went back to the drawing board with the designs for this quote. "I don't rise and shine. I rise and choose violence-adjacent productivity."

Do you have a favorite?

03/24/2026

I'm working on some new swassalicious quotes and apparel.

Which design do you like better? A or B? Or neither and I should go back to the drawing board?

03/18/2026

You could call me a salty Veteran. Or a disgruntled Veteran. Or accuse me of cursing like a sailor. Being unlady like?

Yea... all of the above is true. 🤭

But that's okay. Cuz whatcha see is whatcha get. And the goodies you will find here as the line continues to grow with new designs created by yours truly...will allow for discreet sass like this OFFS mug or it will be more in your face, loud and proud.

Which side are on? Discreet sass or loud and proud profane?

03/17/2026

Should I tell Biscuit his "assistance" with the logo update isn't really helping???

Big things happening here. Get ready!

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Cable, WI
54821

Website

https://simplyswassy.com/

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