06/07/2026
"Customers—
Starting next weekday morning, and every weekday morning, something *barely* holy and slightly dangerous will take place inside the Discerner Computers side door location.
We're gonna play with electricity.
Not high voltage electricity.
Not misdiagnosed diagnostics.
Just… Electronics.
The kind of computers where:
My PC is “just booting up” … after 15 straight minutes!
In your Data’s defense, your Windows is running mostly optimistically.
And a chance to heckle at your lone spouse who absolutely should have told you sooner and before it gotten much worse.
-- You know who you are --
You do not need to be computer savvy.
You do not need to be skilled.
You do not need to prove anything to anyone (except maybe yourself?).
Really, you just need a car key. Oh, and bring your sanity with it if you still have it.
If you can unplug a computer within twelve seconds and still laugh at yourself, you’re overqualified. Stay home and rest.
Why are we going to get our computer fixed? Because our wives tell us that we are not that poor, and you are a grown ass man that needs a chance to get out of the house.
Put yourself on the road and force that problematic PC along for a ride. It will feel better after talking, laughing, and checking in with that crazy and caring guru at Discerner Computers.
"A chance to build a relationship that will make you a happier computer user, a better husband, better father—and yes—a repeat customer of Discerner Computers.
Also… someone will pull a muscle carrying their heavy ass desktop gaming computer back to their car…, Traditionally speaking, the guru does that for you.
Seriously though, you might actually pull a muscle as that heavy door is hard to open.
I (selfishly) hope for my sakes that it's you and not me.
Come laugh at the guru who used to be really young **Cough cough but is now close to retirement **cough cough** 😄
We’ll see you next Weekday morning.
Bring coffee.
Knock first (to avoid a pulled muscle).
And ServiCell guy in the front?
Good luck getting him up early!"
See ya soon my sunrise friends!
Every Weekday Morning.
8:30 AM to about 10:30 AM.
Side Door @ 302 N. Sterling St.
828-GET-HERE