06/20/2026
Humor for the day:
I get at least 5 calls a day like this.
Someone spends 10 minutes explaining their computer problem.
Me: "I'd recommend we start with a diagnostic, and here's the fee."
Them: "Can you not do that and just fix it?"
No problem.
That's my "I'm Broke and That's Your Problem" Package.
Would you also like to bundle it with the "You're Too Expensive, But Apparently Not For The 200+ People Who Left You 5-Star Reviews" Package?
And if you add both packages today, I'll throw in the "My Kids Eat and My Bills Get Paid on Hopes and Dreams" Package absolutely free. 🤣