11/05/2026
Five rules for naming. Not opinions — mechanics. 📋
1. SHORT BEATS CLEVER. A clever name has to be explained. A short one only has to be heard.
2. PICK A SOUND. Names are heard long before they're read. Say the shortlist out loud in a noisy room.
3. SAY SOMETHING YOU CAN OWN. A descriptive name tells people what you sell today. An ownable one leaves room for what you sell in five years.
4. DISTINCT BEATS DESCRIPTIVE. Descriptive names blend into the category. Distinct ones get remembered by people who heard you mentioned once, in passing.
5. ASK WHAT IT WILL COST YOU. Not the price — the friction. Spelling it out, repeating it, correcting it. Add that up over a decade.
None of it needs a budget or a workshop. All of it needs deciding before you fall in love with something.
Save this before your next shortlist.