03/13/2026
Meta's "Avocado" Model Goes Bad Before Launch
Meta delayed their "Avocado" AI from March to May (or whenever it stops sucking). Performance? Somewhere between Gemini 2.5 and 3. The company's dropping $115-135 BILLION chasing superintelligence while executives whisper about licensing Google's Gemini instead. The audacity I-
Zuck's burning GDP-level money but still can't ship a model that beats Google's. It's giving "maybe we should've stuck to the metaverse" vibes.
Meta has postponed the release of its artificial intelligence model "Avocado" to at least May, from this month, the New York Times reported on Thursday, citing sources.