08/26/2026
🚨🐾 EMPLOYEE DISCIPLINARY NOTICE
It has come to management’s attention that our newly appointed Chief Bass Officer has been sleeping on company time.
When questioned about the incident, Surge stated that he was not sleeping.
He was conducting a:
“Low-frequency vibration endurance test.”
Management reviewed the photographic evidence.
After further investigation, HR has accepted his explanation. 😂
No further disciplinary action will be taken.
We’re beginning to question whether promoting him was a good idea...
Then again, management is Surge. 🐾
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⚡️POWERED BY SURGE⚡️
