05/28/2026
Sadie Says 🐾 - Currently away on a space vacation but the Humans are at the shop for your needs. I planted the Wakefield Computer Hospital flag on the moon and am officially exploring new markets across the galaxy.
Early reports are promising. The aliens apparently have terrible Wi Fi and at least three planets are still using passwords like “1234.”
I may visit a few old friends on Saturn next. Depends on snack availability and whether mission control approves more naps.
Meanwhile, back on Earth, the humans are still at the shop fixing computers the old fashioned way, without rocket fuel.
So if your PC is acting like it came from another planet, bring it in. We speak fluent technology here.
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