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your boss asking you to un-vibe a 20k LOC website written by the client's "gifted" nephew over the weekend 🫑
16/06/2026

your boss asking you to un-vibe a 20k LOC website written by the client's "gifted" nephew over the weekend 🫑

how you imagined programming with AI πŸ–οΈ
08/06/2026

how you imagined programming with AI πŸ–οΈ

tfw you converted all Postgres record IDs to base-2 numeral system 🫒
05/06/2026

tfw you converted all Postgres record IDs to base-2 numeral system 🫒

your teammates when you broke the build 3 times in a row 🫡
29/05/2026

your teammates when you broke the build 3 times in a row 🫡

your 1st day as project lead, motivating your team by chanting "Spor! Spor! Spor! ReuΘ™im!" πŸ’ͺ
21/05/2026

your 1st day as project lead, motivating your team by chanting "Spor! Spor! Spor! ReuΘ™im!" πŸ’ͺ

how many times have I warned us not to use fractional story points?? 😧
13/05/2026

how many times have I warned us not to use fractional story points?? 😧

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06/05/2026

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2 stackoverflow users linking you a 8-year-old deprecated answer which doesn't compile πŸ‘¬
27/04/2026

2 stackoverflow users linking you a 8-year-old deprecated answer which doesn't compile πŸ‘¬

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24/04/2026

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when I was a junior we didn't docker-this, docker-that, we just SSH'd into PROD and changed some files and the world did...
15/04/2026

when I was a junior we didn't docker-this, docker-that, we just SSH'd into PROD and changed some files and the world didn't end πŸ™„

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